bob must be one sexy moggie....
 

Bob (my female cat) must be the sandra bullock of the female world (would have said Britney, pre- dodgy do).

Was quite happily sat here minding my own business watching tv, and heard this big bang and rythmnic (?!) scratting noise coming from my kitchen.

Knowing what shes like, I went in fully expecting her to have shut herself in the freezer or something similar, and she was sat, innocent as you like on the window sill, with wierd scratching noise coming from there.

Went and had a look, and theres this HUUUGGEE ginger tom, scratching MY back door, trying to get in for a bit of oh la la!

She may as well have had a big red light over her head, as she sat there, so called 'cleaning' herself!!!

Dirty hussy

(feel a little put out tho, have never had a man scratching down the door to get to me, hey ho!) lol x

Re: bob must be one sexy moggie....
 

I can think of something rude to say but we not in over 18's :D

Re: bob must be one sexy moggie....
 

That cat!!! it got a jug of water over its head the other day for fighting with a she cat in my garden, then it got knocked off my garage roof (by the she cat not me!!!) Its forever meowing very loutly outside my house, one of these days..............

But well done Bob, she's pulled!!

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I had a moral dilemma, did actually get a jug of water to throw over the damn thing, but had a feeling as soon as I opened the window,bob would have become impure, so I just had a chat with her, and shes gonna demand flowers and a meal out next time lol

It loiters round here (the ginger tom), (well Bob too obviously) quite frequently but never has been so blatant.

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Dont really count, its Ginge!!!

-That was a joke, b4 i negative karma from all red head accy webbers lol x

Re: bob must be one sexy moggie....
 

Why is your female cat called Bob???

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Youve got to protect Bob, that cat is nothing but a dirty tart, he's trying it on with every she cat around (but have never seen him trying to break and enter to get to one so she must be special)

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You Just jealous hun;):D


If she gets preggars you,ll soon change your tune.
Have visions of cat case by the front door. lmao:do-one::D

Re: bob must be one sexy moggie....
 

Erm, not too sure, but it really suits her, as everyones thats met her can testify.

She kinda thinks shes a dog so didnt think it would cause too many more problems if she got the impression she was male as well.

She fetches, rolls over to get her belly tickled, answers to her name etc

She is quite strange, but has to be living in this chaos that is my life lol

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Yeah figured u'd find it funny lol.

Just cos ya cant find a spud to drop on her head...! lol

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Vicious......................

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A good enough reason but he/she may get confused:p

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Bernie it wont get confused lol its far to wappy for that lmao.. and Vicious...

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shes not vicious, you just didnt take the hint she wasnt in the mood for company!

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She's a snobby cat lol, and she doesnt like strange people in her home (hence why she tried to show me that)