The Husband Shop
 

A shop that sells husbands just opened in Glasgow, where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch you may choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So ... a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she Goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.

"Thank you for shopping at the Husband Shop. Watch your step as you
exit the building and have a nice day!"

Re: The Husband Shop
 

Good one,

Shame it doesnt really exist and doesnt take your husband off your hands though

Re: The Husband Shop
 

erm.......could say something but wont!

Re: The Husband Shop
 

What something like you don't mind second hand husbands? :rolleyes:

Re: The Husband Shop
 

Become self employed em lol :D

Re: The Husband Shop
 

not for all the money in the world!

Re: The Husband Shop
 

True, i cant afford to pay that much either

Re: The Husband Shop
 

hey! yours was a freebie ;)

Re: The Husband Shop
 

Am still waiting payment!!!!!!! lol

And the address of this husband shop.................

Re: The Husband Shop
 

just goes to show that if this shop did exist NO woman would have a husband.:D

Re: The Husband Shop
 

Hey, id have just gone for the cheapest lol

Re: The Husband Shop
 

I wouldn't have gone in

Re: The Husband Shop
 

Would you like me to rewrite the joke as a legal partner joke? :rolleyes::D

Re: The Husband Shop
 

Sounds As If This Shop Would Have Ceased Trading In A Week Lol...

Re: The Husband Shop
 

I have stressed before - I dont do 'shopping'
I have visited 'husband shops' online, and when I saw what was on offer, was glad that I was just window shopping :D