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Neil 17-06-2008 19:45

Blondes
 
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story
of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the
Ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob,
Saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
PM news and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money......

harwood red 17-06-2008 20:32

Re: Blondes
 
ha ha ha ha ha ha like it :D

pam1 17-06-2008 21:59

Re: Blondes
 
lol enjoyed that one

'erindoors 18-06-2008 18:32

Re: Blondes
 
Ha! Ha!

pussycat 18-06-2008 19:35

Re: Blondes
 
ha ha ha ,that was good , glad im not a real blonde,

buttonsmum 18-06-2008 20:37

Re: Blondes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pussycat (Post 594645)
ha ha ha ,that was good , glad im not a real blonde,

Was just thinking that myself.


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