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entwisi

20-06-2008 14:13

marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John - Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - NO! Why are you asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes
Jane - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
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WillowTheWhisp

20-06-2008 14:21

Re: marriage

Oooh that's a bit cynical.

emzy	20-06-2008 15:10

Re: marriage

lol found that quite funny, and probably true in many cases lol

derekgas

20-06-2008 17:32

Re: marriage

Nice one, oh, did I see you post in an earlier thread that Julie was away?? Mmmm, thought so. :eek::D

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