Cockney Rhyming Slang
 

For anyone thinking of a vist to London this summer, I thought I'd get you up to scratch with the local rhyming slang;

Apples n Stairs = chairs
Pigs Beer = cheer
Frog n Road = load
Rats and Mice = Tactical thermonuclear device
Mustard and cress = High-Speed Downlink Packet Access
Taxi Rank = There's been a serious sexual assault!
Danny La Rue = A man that likes to dress up in womens attire

Hope this comes in handy when you chat to the locals :)