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Royboy39 24-06-2008 20:56

The Russians are coming.
 
Yesterday in our tranqill surrounding we were invaded by a big Russian family....Man, wife and two kids.
Drove up in the biggest Mercedes I have ever seen.
The Man must be 22-24 stone and the wife is not far behind him.
I am sorry but I have never seen such an uglier looking pair in all my life.
I think the kids are being fattened up for some ritual barbecue when they return to Russia.
I don't think that swimming pools are the norm in Russia and I don't think he could swim (The father that is).
He decided on 'Belly flop' and after almost emptying the pool, came up gasping for breath.
He looked to me with his arms raised wanting me to pull him out of the water, to which I replied in perfect Russian.....SOD OFF :jimbo:

Mancie 24-06-2008 21:59

Re: The Russians are coming.
 
Yeah..there weren't no fat Russians when John Lennon was in charge!

Royboy39 24-06-2008 22:10

Re: The Russians are coming.
 
Talking about John Lennon... a.k.a....Lenin
.
What about sending the div's who think that ASBO is a badge of rank to Siberia.
I think it a place could be rented in that neck of the woods at little money?

Mancie 24-06-2008 23:11

Re: The Russians are coming.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 597831)
Talking about John Lennon... a.k.a....Lenin
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What about sending the div's who think that ASBO is a badge of rank to Siberia.
I think it a place could be rented in that neck of the woods at little money?

Good idea..or we could send em to Huncoat.. but I think it's full up!

Royboy39 24-06-2008 23:17

Re: The Russians are coming.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 597889)
Good idea..or we could send em to Huncoat.. but I think it's full up!

The tip between Huncoat and Clayton is not full.
What a good idea. :p


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