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The Russians are coming.
Yesterday in our tranqill surrounding we were invaded by a big Russian family....Man, wife and two kids.
Drove up in the biggest Mercedes I have ever seen. The Man must be 22-24 stone and the wife is not far behind him. I am sorry but I have never seen such an uglier looking pair in all my life. I think the kids are being fattened up for some ritual barbecue when they return to Russia. I don't think that swimming pools are the norm in Russia and I don't think he could swim (The father that is). He decided on 'Belly flop' and after almost emptying the pool, came up gasping for breath. He looked to me with his arms raised wanting me to pull him out of the water, to which I replied in perfect Russian.....SOD OFF :jimbo: |
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Yeah..there weren't no fat Russians when John Lennon was in charge!
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Talking about John Lennon... a.k.a....Lenin
. What about sending the div's who think that ASBO is a badge of rank to Siberia. I think it a place could be rented in that neck of the woods at little money? |
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What a good idea. :p |
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