Today's dumb question ... shampoo
 

Just got a new bottle of shampoo .... yup, I still have lots of hair, tho it's migrating from my head to other parts of my body, esp the part I sit on .... and there are instructions on the bottle:confused::confused::confused:

I don't normally check out shampoo for instructions, 'cause I figured out how to use it a long time ago. But are there really people out there, other than Ministers of the Crown, who are so dumb they can't figure out how to use shampoo:eek:?

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It is a safety get out in case you decide to drink it

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well it probably beats the hell out of Meths.:D

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Well as many of todays young uns cant even read and understand a simple timetable on how to get to school on time I would imagine this is really needed..

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That's a plan .... what do I use for mix?:confused:

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Stick to the meths bud, shampoo is too damn slimy:eek:

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It all started when Lever Bros began exporting to America and it just stuck.:hehetable

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Why is it really needed cherokee, if they can't read or undersand timetables, a bit pointless:D

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instructions on a shampoo bottle say "lather,rinse repeat " You just know some dummy is still in the shower following the instructions lol

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Good one:D

This might explain the frequent water shortages in Ossy.:eek:

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am i the only one that reads shampoo bottles when 'busy' in the bathroom? lol

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Back in the old days, dare I say it, "before you were born", you could read the news on the toilet paper;) without having to pick up the shampoo bottle.

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I read the ingredients before I buy
I work by the principle - if it's toxic to eat don't slap in on your skin -it gets inside you deviously

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In other words: "Don't do anything you wouldn't eat":D;):D

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speaking of shampoos, my daughter is so lazy she used to put the shampoo on and conditioner on at the same time!:eek:

All I got from her was 'well i cant be bothered , whats the difference when ya buy 2 in 1 anyway?'...suppose i cant argue with that!

so now i buy her 2 in 1:rolleyes:

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[quote=Eric;608378]Just got a new bottle of shampoo .... yup, I still have lots of hair, tho it's migrating from my head to other parts of my body, esp the part I sit on .... and there are instructions on the bottle:confused::confused::confused:

Try not to use wash & go on yer head, because it does what it says on the bottle, but it may be good for those other parts :D

sorry just had to say it :D

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Timotei shampoo actually says " this is not food" on the label........doh and I was just gonna pour it on my chips.:rolleyes:

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lol if i remember rightly, timotei looks like treacle lol.

Oh,,, new dumb quote goes to an ex boss i had the mispleasure of working with.

I was sat here doing nothing...and my boss came over and said "Danny, do some work." i said "Theres nothing to do." She looked at me and said "Well, pretend like your working."

I said..."Why dont you pretend im working? Huh? You get paid more than me, why dont you fantasise a lil? Pretend we've sold up, we can go home then!
Hey lets pretend im the boss, your FIRED. how bout that one huh?

Needless to say, i didnt stay there that long lol

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Have you been having a day off today DANNY?

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he's lost his marbles, best leave him to it......

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a day off what???

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Work DANNY, what did you think I meant... your Medication?

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being a normal person?

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No, im at work now. Been a lil busy soldier today. unlike most men i can multitask, its amazing isnt it?

Infact i finished about a 30 mins ago, im just waiting for me train lol

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Gravy Train?

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I will make allowances for the fact that his recent move from a Yorkshire village to Lion St Church, must have been a horrendous shock to his system.:D

enough to unhinge most people

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Margaret I love your terminology!!!
Bonny x

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Woooooooah nelly! You know, when i say yorkshire village dont get the idea that its one of those cutesy lil things like on emmerdale or Last of the summer wine.
infact, its very much like Church.

Anyway, off home. Night all x