wife for sale or swop
 

wife for sale good cook a bit thread bare around the edges a few miles on thje clock but other wise in good nic needs training will except any reason offer or swop for younger model

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im no good then im older ha ha ha

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I might have been interested happyone but sounds like I would end up with a similar model :-)

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What year is she? lol

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I will swop with you happyone PLEASE swop

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Yea right he :love: me really I know coz he bought me Roses.

Unless he's bin up to no good.

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Is younger always better lads?????

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enough about you - what about your wife? *grin*

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Poor Lynx, does she know what you are up to happyone?

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Ooooh Happyone, I've nowt to reasonably offer, but if Lynx is a good cook, she can come and stay with me. (I currently use my oven for storage) :D

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You use your oven for storage? Surely that's what your fridge is for?

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I actually keep food in my fridge Tealeaf (and beer) Not used the oven for cooking for well over 2 years. If it can't be grilled or nuked in the microwave, it doesn't get bought. :)

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You really don't know what you're missing with a generous piece of meat and a good stuffing......everything taken nice and slow. None of this "10 minutes and it's all finished job..."

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:rofl38: Hope you're talking about food there Tealeaf....

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Eh? Of course I am..it's clear enough, is,nt it? Whatever else do you think I was talking about? I really do think we should get rid of this junk food (pizza's, kebabs and all the other nonsense) and get back to proper english food and there is nothing better than a good roast.

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If food can't be nuked then it dont get cooked.
Got a cooking ban on till he buys a new cooker.

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oooo anne o can i say //

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This thread is going of topic please keep on topic thankyou

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Swap wives...swap. Taken me 37 years to train this one...Not likely to start again.

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Come on girls you should never judge your husbands judgement, after all look who he decided to marry???????

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Well............I have to say that I have reconcidered my offer and have decided to keep the one I have....the fact that she has a gun to my head is incidental lol

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Is younger always better lads?????

dont no ,,, still trying to catch one

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Give ya a tip Joker man.Wait at the toilets or the bar.even the young uns have to go there

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:hitting8: Mik, there's nothing creepier than a bloke lurking outside womens lavs. That's definately not the way to pick up a woman. The bar is a better idea..

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...just make sure you got your wallet with you.

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What about a bloke lurking around inside women's lavs?

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That's even worse. Although I have been in town when a bloke came into the ladies to use the loo, because the mens was flooded. None of us minded, but if a bloke was just lurking in there, it would definately make my skin crawl...

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What about these blokes that dress up as women? How can you tell if you've got one of them in the ladies?

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Hehehehe, this is going off topic a bit, but how would you gents feel if a fella was just standing in the male loos watching people come and go, but not waiting to use the loo. George Michael springs to my mind... :D

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..lot's of 'em do it all the time. The terminology is "cottaging", I believe, although what that has to do with long weekends in a Lake District cottage I don't know. They don't wash their hands much, either.

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Oops looks like i started something off but it was toatlly unintentional.To be honest i was and still am scared of taking on the opposite sex.Scared of being shoved away i think.

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my god i only wanted a few bob to spend on sunday ay yhe stag i am so poor the rats bring me food

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So you are trying to say you starve the rats?????????????

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all rats starve in accrington mike

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only pidgions eat well here lol

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looks like i am not worth anything happyone never got a penny sob sob sob

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Well Spose I Will Have To Keep U Then Well U Do Cook Ok Not A Nuke Cook Like Anne Lol

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And U Make A Good Coffee So Ok Will Give U One More Chance

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I'd consider it.............if I didn't know lynx was equipped with a frying pan, and she knows how to use it ( I've heard it hit unhappyone's head a few times, BONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG )

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and it hurts to lol

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you should hit him harder lynx

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OK, Happyone, If you want to dump your missus.....HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY???? If I decide to take her, the price MUST be high as my fiance is likely to read this and I am going to be in BIG trouble!! The price must be high enough for a "round the World Trip for Three" .with champagne thrown in! (and NO! I will not consider a part-exchange or swap.)

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ive got an action man with one arm missing and a scalextrix , throw in £50 on top of your offer and we can talk business
:D

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No way it took me 8 years to find one that would stick by me, and the tax deductions are great so no deal.