Is anyone into swinging?
 

Don't mean to offend anyone by asking but I am just curious about it?

If you don't wanna chat about it to me here private message me or e-mail me!

I want to know abut it from someone who does it?

see ya

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Think you might have the wrong site for that one Tarzan.

:hehetable

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

I know this is not a sex site or anything I was just curious if anyone is i'm not trying to be rude, I just wanna speak to someone about it.

If anyone wants to talkto me about it private message me or e-mail me. My address is on my profile.

see ya!

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Hmmmm, what exactly do you mean by swinging? If you mean dancing along to big band sounds ie, Glenn Miller Orchestra, then I believe that can be fun.


If you mean the other swinging, please refer to Alarming Health Stats posted in hints/tips/advice section... :smile8:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

I will refer and read lettie, as I do mean the latter kind!

But can I just say I have never done it I just want to talk to someone who has so that I can pick their brains!

Thanks for the concern though

see ya

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Why on Earth would you need to pick anyones brains about that kind of thing?? :confused:
I'm sure there are no end of left-handed websites you can use to access the info that you need, even anecdotal info will be available.... :)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

er lancs-lad
if i were you i would read what lettie has posted she will swing you in the right direction ie: Alarming Health Stats

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:rose8: Some how got this faint idea that Accy may not be the swinginest (is that a word? ) town in Lancashire, dont know what gives me that impression could be the fact that most inhabitants are fairly well rounded individuals with opinions of thier own and all the time I lived there didnt see one hole in the wall dirty flik club. Maybe you should try a website with a yorkshire theme I've heard they are all wierdos over that side. Hope this helps...........:wacko8:

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Rumour has it that they're into stranger pastimes and diversions over the hill, in the Third World. Beastiality!

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:rose8: Saw this in the Yorkshire post maybe of help, what do you think Sparkie?

Career Opportunities

http://www.quilt.com/HenrysSheep/SheepCareer.gifSheep, sheep sheep, we love you!!

If it weren't for sheep, we'd have no wool sweaters or lamb chops! Sheep are warm and fuzzy, and make wonderful companions!!

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

I work with a few Yorkies, and one of them wants to know if there is a telephone number or a contact address for the advert :D

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the latest thing people talk about is dogging,now that is weird s**t,stan collymore the footballer got caught at it lol

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What was he caught with? A Chihuahua or a Rottweiller? :eek:

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Good grief, this thread's gone a bit deviant.... :gooddog:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

:rose8: Ok lets pull this thread together........( dont take it the wrong way L L)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im.../2390-4811.jpg
A Couple of dogs swinging.......................................... ..

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Question. - If Bob Carolgees put his little dog in the oven, could he be done for Spit roasting??? :confused: :o

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Here is an extract from a Mills and Boon novel which may have some relevance to this thread. On the other hand it may not ;)


Who said romance was dead!




We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.

The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only

those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know,

and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead

added the final touch to the most romantic scene.



We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her

now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of

dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was

waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching
organ.

I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.



Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned

ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached

every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair

every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon.


As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing
climax,

it was all I could do to hold out any longer.



Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and

passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp

grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into

the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an

amorous embrace.



I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good

she had been. She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then

whispered, 'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.



This book is only for sale, now, in New Zealand, Wales, and

certain parts of Derbyshire.

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

ok someone please pm me and explain what dogging is.

im hung over at the moment and mabye a little confused

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:tongue8: That sounds as though it would be a best-seller in Yorkshire, lettie :D

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Hehehehehe, can't say on here Mac, but I'll pm you.

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Is that why your little dog gets so much exercise ;)

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:D It's nothing to do with dogs, looks like you may need a pm too... :D

It's amazing what you come across in the health service.... ;)

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With eager anticipation... :D

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Cheers lettie. How naive of me thinking Stan collymore was taking poor little Fido out for a walk merely as a form of exercise :rolleyes:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

To say there have been so many people who have looked at this thread there as not been a lot of serious comments or messages posted! If people like to swing then that is their perogative, dosen't to me seem like people are respecting other people's values and beliefs in this thread!

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

I personally would not call swinging a value or a belief. It is a form of sexual expression which between consenting adults is fine, as long as it is not rammed down everybody else's throats (literally). It's foolhardy to believe that you can post a topic such as this, in an open forum and not expect ridicule and jokes. I will personally rip the Pee out of just about anything. This doesn't mean that I am in any way immature or judgemental, it simply means that you have given me the opportunity, and I rarely miss one.

If you would like a sensible debate about swinging, then visit one of their websites. There are thousands out there. Try Google.. :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

lettie pass on some websites to the person involved and maybe we can clean up this thread

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Clean it up?
All we need to do is remove the drivel about swinging, then leave the thread to meander along in a light-hearted, irreverent kind of way.

But then again if we removed reference to swinging, we would have nothing to take the p... out of. :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Hi Lancs Lad............if you're still desperate for your leg over in Accy, then I'm afraid I can't help you. However, if you're ever down in the big smoke, then I suggest you visit this little establishment..........just give 'em my name on the door & again with some of the girlies....they'll look after you.

http://www.worldofwicked.com/

Have fun.

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Wo Tealeaf about a year ago i offered the same advice and got jumped on by certain members

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Oh Tealeaf i just went in there.Bad Boy T.

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What? They're all very friendly there.........do you remember their names? I'll have a word with them next time I'm there..........I hope you were'nt to badly hurt..

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All water off a ducks back to me mate.They were more than likely the older fuddy duddy types.Me i am an openminded person unless Kids are involved, Not to forget.


Come on England!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They got a big screen there tonight........I might pop over...should be an interesting combination........Rooney gets a hat-trick, so does T!

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I have had had a look at that site Tealeaf, it's a bit expensive to get into that club. Think i'll give it a miss.

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Nice one Mr Tealeaf, Sir. I'll have some of that!

Sticks and stones,
May break my bones.
But whips and chains excite me ;)

Do you think you could work your charm and negotiate a group discount?
Don't suppose I could borrow your season ticket next time I'm down in 'Big City, Bright Lights'?

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

T Rooney getsa hat trick ok! How in hells name are you gonna score 3 times.I have heard its lucky when you get to score in a month LOL! Just joking mate

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

T meet up in the chat room if you wish

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ok.................anyone else?

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Hehehehehe.... :D Just had a quick peek at the website Tealeaf. These kind of clubs are all the rage these days and most big cities have them (or similar) I'm just wondering when the Accrington branch will be opening. ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

How do you know that they are all the rage.....Lettie

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I know this information on a purely professional basis Doug. If you look in the hints tips and advice section at the thread alarming health stats, you'll see what I have been studying in my spare time. When searching for info on that particular topic, and assisting people with those afflictions, you can't help but come across certain snippets of info... ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Midwifery has certainly changed direction...

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Lettie....

Give me a slap if I go to far...

This is not a reference to the point in question.

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

You asked for it Doug.Would that be a slap with a whip, belt or some other device you are dreaming about

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

I knew it was wrong...I just wanted to play and have fun.

That said lettie...whatever floats your boat lass...You are a lass aren’t you....(I called Someone a lass the other night - I don't think they liked it). lol,


I do hope this is not going to hurt....lol

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

I've heard a rumour that the company that runs this one is looking at a place in Accy....one of those new boarded up shops on Broadway

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

The last time I looked I was definately a lass... :)

I wouldn't say this type of thing floats my boat, but you cannot study sexual health without being aware of clubs such as these. The G U Medicine clinics often target them to encourage them to promote safer sex. :cool:

Any more insinuations about 'what floats my boat' and I'll give you 50 lashes... :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Can I have 50, to? 100 would be better.

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

What kind of 'service' are we likely to receive for a quid?

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

What are you into? I'm sure something can be arranged for that price...

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See previous post in this thread :rolleyes:

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Lettie,

Your commitment to your profession is to be commended….Being a Social Care Professional I can understand the importance of your work and that of the clinics that offer there services often in difficult and suspicious communities I offer you my support and respect…

Now then, “would that be with eye lashes or thigh lashes”

You definitely look like lass to me to…I don’t like that willy chap, he looks a bit limp

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

You can get those services free in Accy... :p


Now where did I put the cat o' nine tails and the cuffs???? ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Upstairs, back bedroom, top shelf in the wardrobe. ;) :D

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Cheers.... :blush8:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

You're welcome.
Just promise you won't b*gger off and make a brew next time :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Well it's safe sex. Cuff you to the bed and b*gger off. Might go to the pub next time.. ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Get us a kee-bab on the way home then. Chilli sauce on mine please :eek:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Would you like fries or salad with that?? :D

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Well. That wasn't very Clever, was it?!!! Losing the keys to the cuffs :( :o

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Sorry!!!!! I think the dog has accidentally swallowed them... You might have to wait a day or two.. :o

I'll make it up to you though, Hows about a kebab? :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Sod the keebab, you can make it up to me better than that... ;)
And meantime, give the dog a double dose of worming tablets, I've to be back at work tomorrow :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Hang on.... I might have an enema in my work bag. Have you any rubber gloves???

I may also need some sort of tranquilliser for the dog.. ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Easy Tiger!!! You better give me the tranquiliser if you're going to tuck that enema where the sun don't shine :eek:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Relax... :p The enema is for the dog, it may speed up the defaecation of the keys. Eat your kebab and hang in there, I'm sure it won't take long. It's a good old fashioned enema. High, Hot and Helluva lot!!!!! :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

No more of this handcuffs malarkey! From now on, we only use cable ties, I've got thousands of 'em ;)

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Ok, I'll bin the cuffs. Now these cable ties... Do they come with a key?? :D

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

No worries... I've every type of cutters, for every type of cable ties, apart for those stainless steel ones, but they dig in too much. They're less like bondage and more like masochism. :eek:

Re: Is anyone into swinging?
 

Hmmmm, I think we should just go for the kebab.. :rofl38: