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flashy 30-08-2008 22:02

Vanilla Pudding Anyone?
 
The Vanilla pudding Robbery
Hope you are well!!





This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after
midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.



Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:




'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....<



emamum 30-08-2008 22:04

Re: Vanilla Pudding Anyone?
 
OMG...I wish you'd warned me

funny but sick!

Lilly 30-08-2008 22:11

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Haha...good one, Flashy. :D

Neil 30-08-2008 22:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 625187)
'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....<

At least you don't get into trouble ingesting it that way :eek::rolleyes::D

banjoman 30-08-2008 22:38

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If you withdraw from the bank too early, do you lose interest, your assets go down as you suffer deflation rather than inflation ? Do customers get a hand filling in deposit slips, and does "splashing the cash" take on a whole new meaning?

Bonnyboy 30-08-2008 22:47

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:D Good one

keetah992000 30-08-2008 23:50

Re: Vanilla Pudding Anyone?
 
urgh - and i thought it was going to be another thread about a delicious pudding - i'll go without thanks lol

BERNADETTE 31-08-2008 00:24

Re: Vanilla Pudding Anyone?
 
Flashy behave:)

mrskitty 04-09-2008 17:27

Re: Vanilla Pudding Anyone?
 
Ewww!

flashy 04-09-2008 17:30

Re: Vanilla Pudding Anyone?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 625247)
Flashy behave:)


sowwy mum :( lol

accyman 04-09-2008 18:00

Re: Vanilla Pudding Anyone?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 625247)
Flashy behave:)

she cant that recipe is known to cause misbehaviour:eek:


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