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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be really going for it, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

'Oh,' she said 'I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".

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hahahaha, nice one :D

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Just like me, the old ones are the best :D:D:D

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I always prefer an older one :)

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whats sex? :confused:

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Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 629411)

whats sex? :confused:

that stupid thing i did 13 weeks ago......

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Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 629412)

that stupid thing i did 13 weeks ago......

Are you sure it was the sex that was the stupid thing :eek::rolleyes::D

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 629428)

Are you sure it was the sex that was the stupid thing :eek::rolleyes::D

well....... i can think of a few others as well.....

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Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 629430)

well....... i can think of a few others as well.....

Do you mean occasions or partners :rolleyes::D

Looks like I am off to hide again, thats twice in one day

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Hehe the first post made me chuckle, nice one.

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Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 629411)

whats sex? :confused:

Thought ya'd at least wait to ban him from sex until AFTER he married ya lol

Saying that, no point giving him false hope:D

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Originally Posted by AccyLass27 (Post 629449)

Thought ya'd at least wait to ban him from sex until AFTER he married ya lol

Saying that, no point giving him false hope:D

exactly.....start (early) how you mean to go on :)

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 629440)

Do you mean occasions or partners :rolleyes::D

Looks like I am off to hide again, thats twice in one day

yes........