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shillelagh 06-10-2008 13:42

A Question especially for MICK
 
As mick, less and benipete have lead my sweetie pie astray in the broadway pub, i have a question for you mick ..... whats this about 2 burnt fingers and a microwave? Now spug wont tell me anymore ..... he just said that you told him to tell me about the absinthe .... maybe you should keep it - might stop you burning your fingers!!!:p:p:p

derekgas 06-10-2008 13:44

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I dont think anyone would be surprised if any of them burnt thier fingers in the microwave after a session! :D

shillelagh 06-10-2008 13:51

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Slight problem derek - this was yesterday .... and he'd not been in the pub yesterday ..... maybe he should have a nip of the absinthe ... might just make him realise he aint accywebs version of david blaine!!!!:D:D:D

derekgas 06-10-2008 13:54

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Well I wasnt going to say 'they dont even need to be drunk' but ya gone and forced me to do it now hav'nt you, If I get banned, i know who to blame! :p:p

shillelagh 06-10-2008 14:09

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I know who to blame if i get banned as well .....and hes standing at the back of me right now!!!!

Mick 06-10-2008 19:30

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Sorry shillelagh i am totally confused over this thread:confused:
Yes i did a roast chicken for Sunday dinner and burnt my hands on the handles of the roasting tin and now have a couple of small blisters but i have not got a clue about the microwave:confused:i did not use ours at all Sunday.
all the meat,veg,roast potatoes where made from fresh nothing requiring a microwave :confused:
so i think spuggie j must have had too much to drink (2 pints) and told you wrong or got a bit mixed up :D

And by the way it was Spuggie that was leading us astray he bought a round of drinks:drink::drink::drink:
it could have just been shock at the cheap prices
Nice one Spuggie j good to see you again.

shillelagh 06-10-2008 19:42

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he now admits that it was less burning his fingers with the microwave ......... Wish he'd get his story straight ......... but it was right someone forgetting to use something to hold onto the chicken taking it out of the oven ........

Tell you - you lead him astray .... he comes back with half a story ....... he's hopeless!!!!

Not my fault he's been getting plenty of kip while he's down

Mick 06-10-2008 19:55

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Oh dear sorry jen your wrong again:D
I did have a folded towel on both handles that's why i thought it was safe( It was a new roasting tray) but the handles being thin and the weight of the chicken pressing down on the towels the heat came right through and it was a case of burnt fingers or no Sunday dinner .:D (i got a lovely Sunday dinner) :D

lancsdave 06-10-2008 19:58

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Typical woman, supposed to be at home domesticating while her bloke has a quiet chat with his mates then starts complaining :D

MargaretR 06-10-2008 19:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mick (Post 638676)
Oh dear sorry jen your wrong again:D
I did have a folded towel on both handles that's why i thought it was safe but the handles being thin and the weight of the chicken pressing down on the towels the heat came right through and it was a case of burnt fingers or no Sunday dinner .:D (i got a lovely Sunday dinner) :D

You can get oven gloves with your Nescafe bean points
(Looks like they are needed more than the towelling robe)

Mick 06-10-2008 20:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 638679)
You can get oven gloves with your Nescafe bean points
(Looks like they are needed more than the towelling robe)

Yes we know this and sent off months ago for them they cashed the cheque for postage (75p) but as yet they have not landed :(

Mick 06-10-2008 20:02

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Must remember only buy Spuggie j Orange juice in future so he does not get his story's so muddled up:D:D

shillelagh 06-10-2008 20:40

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Dont Mick - soda or lemonade might be better .......... theres definately no alcohol in them ....... he might just slip a vodka in it!!!!

shillelagh 06-10-2008 20:54

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Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 638678)
Typical woman, supposed to be at home domesticating while her bloke has a quiet chat with his mates then starts complaining :D


I wasnt domesticating dave ......... i was ruiminating.......... :D

cashman 06-10-2008 21:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638702)
I wasnt domesticating dave ......... i was ruiminating.......... :D

woman know yer place! domesticate whilst yer man drinks.:D

lancsdave 06-10-2008 21:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 638714)
woman know yer place! domesticate whilst yer man drinks.:D

Blimey I thought I was pushing it but you're risking life and limb :D

SPUGGIE J 06-10-2008 21:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 638722)
Blimey I thought I was pushing it but you're risking life and limb :D

Being the lovable sod he is she will forgive him. :D If not it will be :hesoff:
for cashy. :eek:

shillelagh 06-10-2008 22:48

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Excuse me - i was ruiminating in my bed ..........:D:D:D

Cashy - me domesticating you are asking for miracles ....... even my sis says that!!! :D:D:D

I would not :hesoff: do that to cashy dearest ......... i'll leave that to paris to do!!!!:tongueout

Benipete 07-10-2008 02:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638785)
Excuse me - i was ruiminating in my bed ..........:D:D:D

Cashy - me domesticating you are asking for miracles ....... even my sis says that!!! :D:D:D

I would not :hesoff: do that to cashy dearest ......... i'll leave that to paris to do!!!!:tongueout

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No comment.:hidewall:

Less 07-10-2008 10:10

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From what I have been able to work out, somehow 3 different tales have been mixed up.

Mick burnt his fingers is one.
I burnt a finger a few months ago by holding a tea towel in my right hand and removing a hot roasting tin with my naked, (can we say naked?), left hand, that's two.

And number three was about a haggis I put into a microwave for the recommended 20 minutes but having failed to remove the metal tags at the ends of the packaging, result was two overcooked ends of a haggis and it still frozen everywhere else.

However when a certain gentleman left us he was sober, I suspect though that he must have called in to a couple more pubs on his way home to have got the tales so garbled.




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Ooooh, look what happens if you soak your head in a bath of absinthe!

Less 07-10-2008 10:33

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By the way when the spug did leave us, he did claim he was going to search Accrington looking for his father.

We warned him that at his age it would be a difficult task to get anyone to own up now, they would be too frightened of a claim for the amount of child maintenance they would owe!

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Same place, same time today, spug, see you there.

shillelagh 07-10-2008 19:36

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He couldnt today - he escorted me to Preston to see the consultant. Now tomorrow is a different matter but he leaves tomorrow ....... so just make sure he makes that train

david1 07-10-2008 19:45

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It must be " The Railway " he is after Less. lol


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