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Humour do we need it?

Right down to the nitty gritty long johns and owt else that takes your fancy to whatever level you like, do we need humour and if so what kind? Me like a good dollop of humour wether it be sweet dry warped even the smutty kind that is frowd on, yet there seems to be a lack of it and who should i blame? Without a bit of humour we would all be sad sacks n boring so can we do owt about it? Personally I blame the do gooder brigade and its minions of imps trolls rusty badge cleaners etc but I aint got a gun big enough to be rid of em all. Better leave it at that in case it ends up in the 18+ section due to mu eloquent lingo. :eek::D

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I like a bit of smut :D without smut there would be no........

ooh il leave it at that ;)

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the reason there is less of it, should be in the over 18s its cos the Richard Heads of society have frowned on it too much.:eek:

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 638656)

the reason there is less of it, should be in the over 18s its cos the Richard Heads of society have frowned on it too much.:eek:

I could find something to jam in a part of ricky to leave us alone, unless he enjoys it. :eek:

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Talking of humour I have just been listening to Chubby ;)

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638762)

Talking of humour I have just been listening to Chubby ;)

... and I've been singing about camel toes :D

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And just who is Alice :confused:

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 638763)

... and I've been singing about camel toes :D

Now I wonder what brought that on? ;)

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638768)

Now I wonder what brought that on? ;)

You asked if we needed humour.

You hear some strange stuff on the radio these days ;)

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638768)

Now I wonder what brought that on? ;)

*points at Neil* he started it again ;)

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638769)

You asked if we needed humour.

You hear some strange stuff on the radio these days ;)

Well might as well laugh at what they call music now.

Might be I am getting old. :(

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638772)

Well might as well laugh at what they call music now.

Might be I am getting old. :(

Yep you must be ;)

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638774)

Yep you must be ;)

Be joining the coffin dodgin brigade soon with all the benefits that go with that distinction. :D

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638772)

Well might as well laugh at what they call music now.

Turn on accyweb radio spuggs and laugh til you wet your pants ... Neils playing snog songs now :D

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Snog songs camel toes interesting thought.

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I will put my only clean joke on - again

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Its ok though we are still certified 100% dingle free radio :D

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Neils runs off looking for clean jokes

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638779)

I will put my only clean joke on - again

..... *groans* lol!! :)

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Oi get your but back boyo we need entertaining. :p

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Sorry its the only clean joke I have

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638784)

Sorry its the only clean joke I have

Gonna :s_cry:

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You'll be crying from pain in a minute .........

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Why did you forget to take your teeth out?

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He's going to have a black eye .... perfect shot!!!!!

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638787)

You'll be crying from pain in a minute .........

And I am just been bottled. :(

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Gettin all sorts cobbed at me now. :eek:

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638789)

He's going to have a black eye .... perfect shot!!!!!

BLACK, what the hell has he been eating :confused:

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638792)

BLACK, what the hell has he been eating :confused:

A bottle of lens brightner. :eek:

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lens cleaner ........ you deserve it!!!!

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638794)

A bottle of lens brightner. :eek:

Did you ask him if you could use it?

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All this over a cup of coffee:eek:

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Well if you'd made me a brew - you wouldnt have got the lens cleaner chucked at you with the lions bottle .......... next up is the can of air duster i got above the monitor ..... you forgetting what i've got around me that i can chuck at you ........:D

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Off to make the coffee before i end up eating summat worse. :eek:

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638806)

Off to make the coffee before i end up eating summat worse. :eek:

Just give her a slap

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He took the can of air duster off me .......... i've got a can of fly spray ........:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638806)

Off to make the coffee before i end up eating summat worse. :eek:

You missed singing about camel toes with us again :eek:

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Neil he wouldnt dare - he'd get worse than the kick up the backside he got last night........

Its ok i got my brew!!!

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638811)

Neil he wouldnt dare - he'd get worse than the kick up the backside he got last night........

Its ok i got my brew!!!

Dont want to look like Frankinstien. :eek: Chickened out and made the brew. :dummy2:

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He's going to hospital tomorrow so they can check him out in casualty tomorrow ...... that is if he makes it .......

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638775)

Be joining the coffin dodgin brigade soon with all the benefits that go with that distinction. :D

oy sod off back tae falkirk, i'm the coffin dodger round here.:tongueout

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 638814)

oy sod off back tae falkirk, i'm the coffin dodger round here.:tongueout

If I dont behave I might be in mine before I can go home. :eek:

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638815)

If I dont behave I might be in mine before I can go home. :eek:

tell her tae shud up n behave or i wont come fer a brew.;)

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You keep promising you'll come up for a brew but you never do!!!

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638817)

You keep promising you'll come up for a brew but you never do!!!

its oscars fault hes on a diet.:D

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638817)

You keep promising you'll come up for a brew but you never do!!!

Scared of being bombarded with LFPO. I had better go n hide :hidewall: before i get :uzi: and end up :hesoff:

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638819)

Scared of being bombarded with LFPO. I had better go n hide :hidewall: before i get :uzi: and end up :hesoff:

show me a man that aint scared of a woman n i'll show ya a liar.;):D

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638819)

Scared of being bombarded with LFPO. I had better go n hide :hidewall: before i get :uzi: and end up :hesoff:

WIMP!!!!! :D:D:D

do you know something - this is the kind of thing that went on in the old chatroom ......... this is the kind of thing i miss in the new chatroom .. :D

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638822)

WIMP!!!!! :D:D:D

do you know something - this is the kind of thing that went on in the old chatroom ......... this is the kind of thing i miss in the new chatroom .. :D

Yep cus i is smart enuf to be one. :D

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638823)

Yep cus i is smart enuf to be one. :D

See my picture up a bit

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638824)

See my picture up a bit

Hope for us all then. :D

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and the wimp is off to bed .........

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638827)

and the wimp is off to bed .........

He is braver than me, unless you have 2 singles :p:D:D

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Nope Neil - have 2 doubles and a single!!!!

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well i am now up n about :D

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 638831)

Nope Neil - have 2 doubles and a single!!!!

I have heard about those sort of parties :eek:

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You getting the wrong end of the stick again Neil but as you cant see her body language its understandable let me explain.
she is talking about her record collection

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We are just like one big family on here, when daddy Mick goes out we have a party :D

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Like a good party ;) :D

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 638859)

Like a good party ;) :D

You turned up late

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 638863)

You turned up late

I know sorry. Will take myself to the naughty corner for my sins. :tongueout

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Wheres Mick ........... can we have the party?

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You can but there will be no music - the server is down

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Not bothered ......... im going to the chatroom cashy dearest is there ... he can provide the music seeing as you cant!!!!

You cant get in there can you Neil?

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I can yes, there are only two sad gits in there though :p

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Who's the sad gits ....... cos theres only one in there and thats spug -and he aint sad yet - cos he aint going up back up the road yet!!!!

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There's a rail strike in Scotland today Wednesday

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 639224)

There's a rail strike in Scotland today Wednesday

Finishes mid day Magaret so I am fine. Besides a bus also goes to Grangemouth so I am covered. :D

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That's OK then - thought you might have to spend another day with the musketeers

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 639223)

Who's the sad gits ....... cos theres only one in there and thats spug -and he aint sad yet - cos he aint going up back up the road yet!!!!

When i do go back i will have to get state benefits for being depressed.:p

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 639227)

When i do go back i will have to get state benefits for being depressed.:p

don't you mean 'supressed'- from going out with the lads?

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 639228)

don't you mean 'supressed'- from going out with the lads?

Possibly but would the doc know what i was on about. :D