I'm Not Having A Very Good Week!
 

O.K. So far this week I've suffered a little, I know we've had a touch of snow, and then good old Jack frost has made everything unstable underfoot, but I managed to fall over something that wasn't slippy about two days ago resulting in a visit to the hospital and eight stitches in my hand, (the sympathetic amongst you can go Ow! the rest can laugh).

Tonight I called at a chippy and on the way home and was crossing some frozen cobbles someone decided that I shouldn't be there and drove their car into the space I was occupying.
I jumped onto the curb, it was frozen I went 'a' over elbow, as I tried to recover my feet a group of kids came over and asked, "are you alright mr.?"
Yes, I replied, then the biggest amongst them said, "well in that case, give us two pounds for some fags".

Oh boy, had he picked the wrong mug, there is only so much bad luck a person can stand but when some little 'darling', threatens you after such a bad couple of days, he found he had the wrong target!

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Was going to feel sorry for you Less, honest I was! But towards the end, I found myself feeling sorry for the little darling who 'requested' money from you! :D

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Well I'm intrigued now. I'm really sorry about your accidents - no, I am, honestly - but please tell us what you did/said to the little sheet who tried to mug you. :D

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Hope yer OK mate, n the little turd breaks his neck on the way home.;)

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You been bullying the kids again Less:p

No seriously, Hope your ok and you gave the lil sh what for.
Thing is you need to be careful for them not to retaliate esp when they see you in avulnerable position. :)

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To use a well known phrase: 'Oh dear what a shame..never mind'.
If it's not safe to step on icy cobbles...stay indoors.
If you can't take your ale...stop drinking.
If some cheeky kid asks you for money....kick him in the goolies.
When you are reported for assault...deny everything.
Such is life.

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Not hugely sympathetic.....:rolleyes:
Hey less, hope you feel better soon mate, up and at 'em!:mosher:

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Is he ever?:rolleyes:- he is just delighting in the misfortune of a popular member -envy maybe?

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When I lived up in Scotland a lot of the old dears used to put a pair or woolen socks over their shoes, to prevent themselves slipping on the ice. Sort of like snow chains for feet.

Apparently it does work, but do try to remember not to do it after Easter.

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Don't worry Margaret, as usual he managed to show his true self rather than cause any problems. :D

Not a very original gloat.

It was safe enough until a car hit the same ice lost control and caused me to take avoiding action.

I think I would rather slip on a pavement than have a ton of metal argue with me.

Lowering me to your standards and jumping to conclusions really does show you off in your true light.

Once again, these may be your standards, Mine were none violent and left him in no doubt that he should change his ways.

So all in all you are still a greater fool than you think you are!
:mosher:

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Once again you will probably get away with that because of who you are not what you are. :) :tongueout

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If that was true, would you still be able to post on here?

:confused:

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Less, I was talking to your minder Mick this morning. Hope you don't mind but I made a couple of suggestions to him that he might follow up on, Meals On Wheels and Sheltered Accomodation for you :D

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At least that's helpful, but be careful, according to the idiot, I'll ride roughshod over your comments and it's you that will suffer, because I can!

Hands up all those that have seen anyone banned just because I say so?

If the number is above zero, someone is lying.

I may not like people, I may even make examples of some, but I won't use any personal advantage, (here's the latest's accyweb test), anyone that can show an advantage I have over any other ordinary member put it in this thread.

Even the boss has said I suffer just because I'm who I am! I must be an easy target for those with no imagination.
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Oh Less you have had a bad week eh! well stop moaning and get on with it! lol

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Still trying to work out how you sustained damage to your hand that required 8 stitches Less .. did you fall on some glass ? Are they on your palm ? Just love the gory details.

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Don't stop him now Mummiboo...He's always at his best when calling someone an idiot and fool. :rolleyes:
What amuses me, he screams like a stuck pig when a lesser mortal (Or so he thinks) pokes fun at him instead of the other way round. :D

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Don't keep dragging yourself down Roy I for one think you are more intelligent than a stuffed pig.
My apologies to pig farmers at these times of need.:hehetable

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Thank's for that Pete but he gets right up my nose with his constant bleating.
My apologies to shepherds.....:):tongueout