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garinda 27-12-2008 14:53

Use your balls.
 
At this time of year the papers are full of psychic predictions for the coming year of 2009.

World Predictions for 2009

Personally I think it's a load of mumo-jumbo, but lets see if we can predict what might happen in the next twelve months, by peering into our crystal balls.

There'll be karma, and kudos, for the most accurate predictions...though you'll have to wait twelve months to get it.:D

I predict that the United Kingdom will come a close second in the Eurovision Song Contest, and a meteor will come to earth in Scotland.

What do you see?

shillelagh 27-12-2008 16:18

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The next 12 months ...uuuummmmmmmm theres going to be an argument in scotland with certain persons, burnley will be in the play offs or just miss them by one spot, blackburn rovers will by the skin of their teeth stay in the premiership, and the piece de resistance ... i will clean the house out!!!:D:D:D

SPUGGIE J 27-12-2008 18:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 663307)
At this time of year the papers are full of psychic predictions for the coming year of 2009.

World Predictions for 2009

Personally I think it's a load of mumo-jumbo, but lets see if we can predict what might happen in the next twelve months, by peering into our crystal balls.

There'll be karma, and kudos, for the most accurate predictions...though you'll have to wait twelve months to get it.:D

I predict that the United Kingdom will come a close second in the Eurovision Song Contest, and a meteor will come to earth in Scotland.

What do you see?


If a meteor decides to pop in for a visit I will save a piece for you Rindy. :tongueout Second in the Eurodivision shout contest I think not the UK is all hot air and with as much content as a polititions brain cavity. :eek:

SPUGGIE J 27-12-2008 18:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 663318)
The next 12 months ...uuuummmmmmmm theres going to be an argument in scotland with certain persons, burnley will be in the play offs or just miss them by one spot, blackburn rovers will by the skin of their teeth stay in the premiership, and the piece de resistance ... i will clean the house out!!!:D:D:D


The argument might depend on where Rindys meteor decides to land. :p Could save you the trouble that and getting at them afore another female down there does. :eek:

Gayle 27-12-2008 18:29

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Cliff Richard will win Big Brother
Harry Potter will be the biggest film of the year
Robbie Williams will appear on stage with Take That but won't rejoin them
Prince William will announce his engagement

garinda 27-12-2008 23:44

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The Royals
  1. Sex scandal in British Parliament.
  2. Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health.
  3. A wedding in Monaco.
  4. A yacht on fire in Monaco.
  5. A tragedy around Princess Caroline.
  6. Kidnapping Royal Family.
  7. Trouble around Fergie.
  8. Attack on the Queen.
  9. Buckingham Palace on fire.
  10. A horse mishap around the Royals.
  11. The Royal Crown Jewels are stolen.
  12. The Queen has to watch her health.
  13. Windsor Castle on fire.
Nikki - Psychic to the Stars - 416-961-7976

Same old, same old, for the royals then, according to 'Psychic Nikki'.:D

Lilly 28-12-2008 20:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 663459)
The Royals
  1. Sex scandal in British Parliament.
  2. Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health.
  3. A wedding in Monaco.
  4. A yacht on fire in Monaco.
  5. A tragedy around Princess Caroline.
  6. Kidnapping Royal Family.
  7. Trouble around Fergie.
  8. Attack on the Queen.
  9. Buckingham Palace on fire.
  10. A horse mishap around the Royals.
  11. The Royal Crown Jewels are stolen.
  12. The Queen has to watch her health.
  13. Windsor Castle on fire.
Nikki - Psychic to the Stars - 416-961-7976

Same old, same old, for the royals then, according to 'Psychic Nikki'.:D

Looks like another Annus Horribilis for our Queen then. :eek:

SPUGGIE J 29-12-2008 12:16

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  1. Sex scandal in British Parliament. An Anne Summers party is held in the chamber and a few "additions" appear 9 months later
  2. Duke of Edinborough has to watch his health. He cant outrun his angry wounded prey anymore and could have a heart attack trying
  3. A wedding in Monaco. Wee Willie gets wed there to avoid the press
  4. A yacht on fire in Monaco. The credit crunch fuels a few "accidents"
  5. A tragedy around Princess Caroline. She finds that she cant marry Willie and becomes a Nun
  6. Kidnapping Royal Family. Chick is desperate to have the throne goes for this option.
  7. Trouble around Fergie. Nowt new there as she poses naked in a MILF mag.
  8. Attack on the Queen. Charlie tries again to force her to abdicate
  9. Buckingham Palace on fire. Trying to save pennies lead to a large number of candles being used and the inevitable fire
  10. A horse mishap around the Royals. The horse keeps its "Crown Jewels" and takes a liking to Fergie (must have seen the mag)
  11. The Royal Crown Jewels are stolen. Charles hasnt got much use for them anyway at his age.
  12. The Queen has to watch her health. All the rich living has given her a few problems on the wind side.
  13. Windsor Castle on fire. Harry and his chums have a party and it got out of hand

grannyclaret 29-12-2008 14:03

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we will have snow and rain before the end of march,,,,,and strictly come dancing will have another scandal

MargaretR 02-01-2009 08:44

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Yellowstone caldera is ready to blow up - which makes the recession look like a pimple on a baby's bum when considering the suffering and potential for our extinction that this event will cause.
Yellowstone Earthquakes Under Supervolcano Caldera - Capital Commerce (usnews.com)
The Associated Press: Scientists eye unusual swarm of Yellowstone quakes

jaysay 02-01-2009 10:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 663916)
we will have snow and rain before the end of march,,,,,and strictly come dancing will have another scandal

No GC Sergeant John ain't making another appearance on SCD:D:rolleyes:

SPUGGIE J 02-01-2009 11:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 665096)
Yellowstone caldera is ready to blow up - which makes the recession look like a pimple on a baby's bum when considering the suffering and potential for our extinction that this event will cause.
Yellowstone Earthquakes Under Supervolcano Caldera - Capital Commerce (usnews.com)
The Associated Press: Scientists eye unusual swarm of Yellowstone quakes

I am sure that a few years ago there was a docudrama on what could happen if Yellowstone decided to cure its constipation. I watched and it was interesting, fascinating, shocking, eyeopening and I hope a worse case senario.

garinda 02-01-2009 14:50

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I recently saw a programme about earthquakes, and the plates under L.A. are due to collide, resulting in a much bigger quake than the one in 1994.

Apparently it happens every 200 years or so, but the last time it happened there was only a few cactii there, rather than the millions of inhabitants who live there today.


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