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shakermaker 27-12-2008 15:28

Death List 2009
 
My kind of predictions these. Nice and morbid. Which celebrity do you think will be the first to kick the proverbial bucket in 2009?
Nancy Reagan isn't doing too well. Neither is Nate Dogg, poor fella. Winehouse? Doherty?

Here's the site that does it officially each year, they haven't done a list for '09 just yet. The DeathList 2008

I'll go for Norman Wisdom.

Karma points for the winner, though probably not much of the real stuff :D

grego 27-12-2008 15:32

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Bruce Forsyth:o

shakermaker 27-12-2008 15:37

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I was thinking that last night but he looks in good shape to me. An outside bet there grego.

MargaretR 27-12-2008 16:10

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Philip Mountbatten

grego 27-12-2008 16:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 663313)
I was thinking that last night but he looks in good shape to me. An outside bet there grego.

Does that mean I get double the karma:)

Neil 27-12-2008 16:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 663313)
I was thinking that last night but he looks in good shape to me. An outside bet there grego.

We can live in hope can't we ;)

yerself 27-12-2008 17:10

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Betty Windsor

lindsay ormerod 27-12-2008 17:24

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Michael Foote for me, he's gotta be a bit peaky!

Caz 27-12-2008 17:41

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Don't think Wendy Richard has long left. :(

ossylass 27-12-2008 18:00

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Norman Wisdom - is he still with us ?

Caz 27-12-2008 18:08

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Yes, he's suffering from Alzheimer's.

lancsdave 27-12-2008 18:25

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As it's on it's last legs now, I'll go with the UK economy ;)

BERNADETTE 27-12-2008 18:27

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Can't believe you morbid people:rolleyes: The site might be a bit quiet but predicting deaths:o

pipinfort 27-12-2008 18:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 663359)
Can't believe you morbid people:rolleyes: The site might be a bit quiet but predicting deaths:o


I`ve got to agree there.............................:rolleyes:

shakermaker 27-12-2008 19:10

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You people are far too life affirming. Come into our world.... :D

cashman 27-12-2008 19:22

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well if ya take any notice of certain sites, "Barak Obama" is a good bet.:D

MargaretR 27-12-2008 19:29

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Margaret Thatcher.....and if you don't want to pay for the funeral vote here
Petition to: not support a state funeral for Baroness Thatcher. | Number10.gov.uk

BERNADETTE 27-12-2008 19:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 663373)
You people are far too life affirming. Come into our world.... :D

No thanks think I'll stay in mine;)

panther 27-12-2008 19:37

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It could any one of us, on Accy web:(

celebrity wise, id say Richard Attenborough :(

panther 27-12-2008 19:40

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or patrick swayze.....



oh this is a morbid thread, I cant believe i answered :(....sorry

Caz 27-12-2008 19:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 663380)
It could any one of us, on Accy web:(

Now that is being morbid, a bit too close to home. Celebrities are one thing but...

pipinfort 27-12-2008 19:42

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I did`nt mind the list until Norman Wisdom was mentioned...................i really like him...........:(

flashy 27-12-2008 20:03

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i dont like this thread, its making me upset :( *sob*

shakermaker 27-12-2008 20:08

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Oh come on.

Always look on the bright side of death... just before you draw your terminal breath :D

Lilly 27-12-2008 20:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grego (Post 663312)
Bruce Forsyth:o

I was only saying that myself a couple of days ago during the Christmas Strictly Come Dancing. :(

I can see Brucie doing a Tommy Cooper in 2009.

He is 81 and still working like a Trojan. I don't think he'll ever retire. I think he'll die on stage.

shakermaker 27-12-2008 20:23

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Now THAT'S bloody morbid.

Lilly 27-12-2008 20:27

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 663398)
Now THAT'S bloody morbid.

Why is it any more morbid than what anyone else has said? :confused:

Anyway, it's a morbid kind of thread, isn't it?

None of the answers in a 'Who will be the first to die in 2009' thread are going to be particularly cheery, are they? :rolleyes::D

emamum 27-12-2008 20:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pipinfort (Post 663385)
I did`nt mind the list until Norman Wisdom was mentioned...................i really like him...........:(

me too, he reminds me of my late grandad :D

shakermaker 27-12-2008 20:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 663400)
Why is it any more morbid than what anyone else has said? :confused:

I just didn't realise we were also predicting the gruesome details of each celebrity's death. Hell, count me in :D

Lilly 27-12-2008 20:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 663405)
I just didn't realise we were also predicting the gruesome details of each celebrity's death. Hell, count me in :D

LOL. :D

SPUGGIE J 27-12-2008 20:40

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Common Sense is missing. It will die a slow painful death this year. :tongueout

flashy 27-12-2008 20:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 663311)
My kind of predictions these. Nice and morbid. Which celebrity do you think will be the first to kick the proverbial bucket in 2009?
Nancy Reagan isn't doing too well. Neither is Nate Dogg, poor fella. Winehouse? Doherty?

Here's the site that does it officially each year, they haven't done a list for '09 just yet. The DeathList 2008

I'll go for Norman Wisdom.

Karma points for the winner, though probably not much of the real stuff :D


Andy, i hope you arent going to become a celebrity stalker just to get your karma ;)

shakermaker 27-12-2008 21:02

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WOMAN!! You've ruined the plan now!!

BERNADETTE 27-12-2008 21:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 663407)
Common Sense is missing. It will die a slow painful death this year. :tongueout

It already died, years ago unfortunately;)

Royboy39 27-12-2008 22:29

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When you get to sixty nine you hope that your time is not yet up...The only one who can predict that my time is up is limited is the one who writes the tickets.
I can still walk without the aid of crutches, I can still converse with authority with my peers, I can still hear see and drive a motor....I am a very lucky man.
I would not like to predict who will die in 2009....I hope it is'nt me.

ossylass 27-12-2008 23:19

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Royboy, I've got years on you, and I still go to the gym. Let's live for the moment !:)

Less 27-12-2008 23:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Royboy39 (Post 663449)
When you get to sixty nine you hope that your time is not yet up...The only one who can predict that my time is up is limited is the one who writes the tickets.
I can still walk without the aid of crutches, I can still converse with authority with my peers, I can still hear see and drive a motor....I am a very lucky man.
I would not like to predict who will die in 2009....I hope it is'nt me.

69, anyway up a dangerous age to be, but I hope you will live longer than the someone that starts such a sick thread, we just don't need this kind of thing,

Do we?

It surely isn't funny?
:confused:

Neil 28-12-2008 08:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 663400)
None of the answers in a 'Who will be the first to die in 2009' thread are going to be particularly cheery, are they? :rolleyes::D

Except the Brucie one. Then again life would be good if he took Terry Wogan with him - can't stand that man, anyone know how to make voodoo dolls? :rolleyes:

Sparkologist 28-12-2008 08:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grego (Post 663312)
Bruce Forsyth:D

That's well callous, Grego, wishing dear old Brucie away. :rolleyes:

My money is on Jade Goody, although my prediction of Stevie Wonder having a better chance of seeing Christmas was wide of the mark.

What a crackin' thread.

grannyclaret 28-12-2008 09:12

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i was going to say eartha kitt,but i have just been informed she croaked last week........drat..
now i am going with margaret ,,,,with snatcher thatcher and i too will vote that i dont want to pay for her funeral




...............................
now i just remembered my new years resalution ,that i was going to be a nicer person
I AM DOOMED !!!!!

Mr Matthew 28-12-2008 12:43

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Liz Smith, can't have long.

I cried the first time she died.

flashy 28-12-2008 14:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Matthew (Post 663560)
Liz Smith, can't have long.

I cried the first time she died.


very random yet again lol

who the heck is Liz Smith?

emamum 28-12-2008 15:07

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nana in royle family?

katex 28-12-2008 15:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashy (Post 663412)
Andy, i hope you arent going to become a celebrity stalker just to get your karma ;)

LOL .. that's how this game came about ... from the last Dirty Harry film 'The Dead Pool'. So maybe could start off with Clint Eastwood.

Some more suggestions:-

Bob Geldof.
Bertie 0'Hearne.
John McCain.
Johnny Vegas.
John Sergeant.
Keith Richards.
Shane McGowan.
Gazza.
Koli Annan.
Robbie Coltrane.
Iggy Pop.
John Prescott.
Gary Glitter.
Stephen Hawkins.
Ken Livingstone.

Mmmm . they're all men.

emamum 28-12-2008 15:57

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suggestions makes it seem like it katex's order for celeb bump offs lol


not Johnny Vegas, i like him!!! hes lost about a ton as well!

katex 28-12-2008 15:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum (Post 663614)


not Johnny Vegas, i like him!!! hes lost about a ton as well!

Ah well, gives him a fighting chance then. Still smokes/drinks heavy I understand.

grannyclaret 28-12-2008 17:42

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I might be illucinating but i heard that Micheal Jackson was on his way out,,he is suposed to be in a wheelchair,,,but then he likes to copy Liz Taylor dosent he

SPUGGIE J 28-12-2008 17:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 663636)
I might be illucinating but i heard that Micheal Jackson was on his way out,,he is suposed to be in a wheelchair,,,but then he likes to copy Liz Taylor dosent he


If he pops his clogs will there be any original bits to bury? He has that much plastic he could be recycled and become a toilet brush :D:D:D:D:D

shakermaker 28-12-2008 18:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 663458)
I hope you will live longer than the someone that starts such a sick thread

You make a comment like that and then have the nerve to call this thread sick! Laughable.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 663458)
we just don't need this kind of thing,

Do we?

It surely isn't funny?
:confused:

I'm not running for a comedy award Less, I don't care if it isn't found funny. It's a lighthearted thread that isn't meant to be taken seriously. The people that have taken part are mature enough to see the thread as it is intended. If you are offended by the thread at all then by all means report it. It won't mither me, Sir.

katex 28-12-2008 19:26

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I know it appears to be a bit sick initially Shakermaker, but we have been playing this as a Christmas party game, and lots of 'groups' doing this now for cash rewards, however, does get funnier as you go along speculating on celebrities lifestyles and age and their demise. Dare not put up some of the candidates put forward. :rolleyes::D

shakermaker 28-12-2008 19:51

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I'm confused. Maybe I'm reading your post wrong katex. I'm not calling the thread sick, I started it!

katex 28-12-2008 19:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 663672)
I'm confused. Maybe I'm reading your post wrong katex. I'm not calling the thread sick, I started it!

No, should probably have said Less ... just that was addressing it to you to defend how other people view it ... get it ?

shakermaker 28-12-2008 20:50

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I do now :D

grannyclaret 28-12-2008 22:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 663636)
I might be illucinating but i heard that Micheal Jackson was on his way out,,he is suposed to be in a wheelchair,,,but then he likes to copy Liz Taylor dosent he


Michael Jackson


SPUGGIE J 28-12-2008 22:32

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GC that pic belongs in a gallery of horrors!!!!!! :eek: Is there any of the original Jacko there or is it all fake???? Wonder if his kids have nightmares looking at that mush at night?????

norwich stanley 29-12-2008 18:04

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Jimmy Saville is my guess.

norwich stanley 29-12-2008 18:10

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Michael foot (95) or Zsa Zsa Gabor (98) must be a good bet for someone.

Nickelson 29-12-2008 19:56

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The Queen :O

katex 29-12-2008 20:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by norwich stanley (Post 664030)
Michael foot (95) or Zsa Zsa Gabor (98) must be a good bet for someone.

No .. but you don't get good points for the aged Norwich S .. more for celebrities who are obviously off their rocker ... like controversial Russell Brand (not normal) .... could top himself anytime now ... :rolleyes:

flashy 29-12-2008 21:01

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i'll give you a tip for the deathlist, i reckon ALANDA will be on it for 2009

katex 29-12-2008 21:06

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashy (Post 664101)
i'll give you a tip for the deathlist, i reckon ALANDA will be on it for 2009

Who's that Flashy ?

flashy 29-12-2008 21:11

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the spammer who posted just before i posted

katex 29-12-2008 21:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashy (Post 664108)
the spammer who posted just before i posted

LOL .. missed that .. just pulled down the last page which didn't show that post .. did google but could only pull down apartments in Spain .. :D

jaysay 30-12-2008 10:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 663407)
Common Sense is missing. It will die a slow painful death this year. :tongueout

Na SPUGGIE that died a long time ago:D

flashy 30-12-2008 10:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by katex (Post 664067)
No .. but you don't get good points for the aged Norwich S .. more for celebrities who are obviously off their rocker ... like controversial Russell Brand (not normal) .... could top himself anytime now ... :rolleyes:



no chance, i like him

shakermaker 02-01-2009 11:38

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Here's the ...err ...'official' Death List for you jolly folks to keep track :)

The DeathList 2009

shakermaker 26-02-2009 18:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Caz (Post 663336)
Don't think Wendy Richard has long left. :(

We haaaaave a winner.

BERNADETTE 26-02-2009 18:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 685608)
We haaaaave a winner.

You are a sicko:eek::)

shakermaker 26-02-2009 19:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 685610)
You are a sicko:eek::)

Oh aye. Spawn o'satan, me.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...ittlenicky.jpg

BERNADETTE 26-02-2009 19:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker (Post 685648)

You should enter that pic in the competition;)

Caz 26-02-2009 19:37

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That's not you is it, shaker????

If so not how I imagined you. :)

shakermaker 26-02-2009 19:38

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Cha... I wish I was Rhys Ifans!

shakermaker 25-06-2009 23:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 663636)
I might be illucinating but i heard that Micheal Jackson was on his way out,,he is suposed to be in a wheelchair,,,but then he likes to copy Liz Taylor dosent he

The honourable mention award goes to grannyclaret. :mosher:

grannyclaret 26-06-2009 02:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 663636)
I might be illucinating but i heard that Micheal Jackson was on his way out,,he is suposed to be in a wheelchair,,,but then he likes to copy Liz Taylor dosent he


does this merit karma ...:D

shakermaker 26-06-2009 02:21

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Positive internet make believe karma will be on its way from me, yes.

However I would think your universal karmic balance will be stuggling to stay in the black.

Just like the person who got your vote, eh? :D

On more than one level...

I'll stop now.

grannyclaret 26-06-2009 08:31

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thanks shakermaker...:thankya:
now i might be wrong but surely MAGGIE SNATCHER is waiting in the wings,,,,

cashman 05-07-2009 22:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 724583)
thanks shakermaker...:thankya:
now i might be wrong but surely MAGGIE SNATCHER is waiting in the wings,,,,

now thats one i'll give ya karma for if correct.:D

grannyclaret 05-07-2009 22:30

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Poor old Molly Sugden went last week...oh what ever will happen to her pussy now..:D

accyman 06-07-2009 00:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 726875)
Poor old Molly Sugden went last week...oh what ever will happen to her pussy now..:D


it will get a different kind of maggot in it now thats for sure:eek:

flashy 15-09-2009 05:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 663382)
or patrick swayze.....



oh this is a morbid thread, I cant believe i answered :(....sorry


you jinxed him panther :eek:

steeljack 15-09-2009 06:40

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and Osama has just released a new video/tape .....someone tell me , do we really , really want to catch this guy :confused: :confused:

sorry , probably wrong thread :D :D

MargaretR 15-09-2009 13:06

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That tape is a hoax/'false flag'
YouTube - Benazir Bhutto: Bin Laden was Murdered


Ps the polite term 'false flag' is used when governments lie


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