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Less 13-02-2009 17:15

Oh Crumb's Wrong Crisps
 
We all do it, there we are placidly wandering through our favourite supermarket knocking the slow and crippled people out of the way just so that we can get to our usual cereal.

No, sorry if you thought this was going to be another rant about, why do they keep moving the isles?

Well it isn't, this is far more trivial but just as far reaching as that. (O.K. so that's got rid of the normal people only we, the insomniacs will continue this boring tale from now on).

Why oh why oh why do the manufacturers just before they plan a new 'advertising campaign' feel the need to change the colour of their packaging, the latest in line for this is Seabrook Crisps.

I have for years always bought myself a six pack of cheese and onion crisps, I like the flavour and most importantly I don't need to put my glasses on to get my munchies, they are in a slightly blue but mainly yellow packet.

Oh you foolish man how wrong can you be?

New marketing new confusion, the first time I made a mistake I picked up what I thought was normal, got home, Oh sheer dismay, salt 'n' vineger, (I hate 'n' flavoured crisps).

next time I was cautious, but not cautious enough, this time blue bag yellow labelling, opened the multi pack and there before me are six light blue bags, not even the same colour as the main bag! I think to myself, not cheese and onion.

Nope they are not even 'n' flavoured, they are unsalted Crisps, not only do I have to put up with a flavour I didn't want I have to pay extra by adding my own salt!

How long before they start a million pound give away competition trying to get back the customers they lost that were too proud to put their glasses on?

:cool:

MargaretR 13-02-2009 17:36

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Seabrook Crinkle Cut Cheese & Onion Flavour Potato Crisps (6x31g) in Tesco | mySupermarket
When you shop on line you get to see detail about a product.
Seabrook Cheese And Onion Crisps in Tesco: Find Groceries Online | mySupermarket

Neil 13-02-2009 17:39

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That shows the old packets though

MargaretR 13-02-2009 17:42

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 679512)
That shows the old packets though

When I visited supermarkets I struggled to read labels.
Bifocals don't help either.
Online, with Firefox, I can zoom in and read it from several feet away without glasses

Less 13-02-2009 17:42

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 679510)




SPAM!

Mr. Mod are you there?

Ban
Ban
Ban
Ban
Ban!


Less 13-02-2009 17:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 679514)
When I visited supermarkets I struggled to read labels.
Bifocals don't help either.
Online, with Firefox, I can zoom in and read it from several feet away without glasses

How do you reach the mouse?
:confused:

MargaretR 13-02-2009 17:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 679515)
SPAM!

Mr. Mod are you there?

Ban
Ban
Ban
Ban
Ban!


Do you have shares in that pork product company?;)

Neil 13-02-2009 17:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 679516)
How do you reach the mouse?
:confused:

Don't try and apply logic to the post of a woman, you will go insane trying to understand them.

MargaretR 13-02-2009 17:48

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I happen to have, but presently don't use, an infra red remote keyboard and mouse.
I though you chaps were geeks - apparantly not

emamum 13-02-2009 17:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 679516)
How do you reach the mouse?
:confused:

its cordless??

i have one :p

MargaretR 13-02-2009 17:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum (Post 679521)
its cordless??

i have one :p

See - its just chaps who cant tell their crisps from their elbow:rolleyes:

Neil 13-02-2009 17:53

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Why would anyone want to be several feet away from the screen and then have to zoom in to read something. Just sit closer, its not rocket science.

Neil 13-02-2009 17:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum (Post 679521)
its cordless??

i have one :p

Thats because your hands cant reach the desk anymore :p

Less 13-02-2009 17:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 679520)
I happen to have, but presently don't use, an infra red remote keyboard and mouse.
I though you chaps were geeks - apparantly not

Been there, tried that, let the masses have the rubbish, we'll stick to tried and tested Linux, 'Mouseless cord'!

MargaretR 13-02-2009 17:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 679526)
Why would anyone want to be several feet away from the screen and then have to zoom in to read something. Just sit closer, its not rocket science.

I don't - just saying what is possible for the severely visually challenged:rolleyes:
he has had bats in his avatar - I understand now - blind as....

Less 13-02-2009 18:04

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 679534)
he has had bats in his avatar - I understand now - blind as....

Maybe so but thanks to those wrinkles in your stockings I can still feel my way to were we need me to be, and the ultra sonics makes you giggle, it must be the echo effect.
:theband:

MargaretR 13-02-2009 18:10

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That is enough to get me to change my avatar from Norah to Ruth, in view of my new found pastime:D

Less 13-02-2009 18:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 679545)
That is enough to get me to change my avatar from Norah to Ruth, in view of my new found pastime:D

As usual you know how to reach a man!


YouTube - Kashif - Lover turn me on ( I just got to have you) 1983

MargaretR 13-02-2009 18:21

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Done it!
....but still have wrinkled stockings since thats what turns you on;)

Retlaw 13-02-2009 18:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 679545)
That is enough to get me to change my avatar from Norah to Ruth, in view of my new found pastime:D

Aw Margaret, why have you change you avatar.
The image you've now chosen does'nt suit you.
We prefer the dragon image best.


Retlaw
:hidewall:

garinda 13-02-2009 18:27

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Oh for goodness sake you two.

http://www.virtualaloft.com/2006/09/...-texturing.jpg


Just don't make crumbs in the bed, I can only let you 'rest' in it for an hour.

:D

Less 13-02-2009 18:28

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 679558)
Oh for goodness sake you two.

http://www.virtualaloft.com/2006/09/...-texturing.jpg


Just don't make crumbs in the bed, I can only let you 'rest' in it for an hour.

:D

What? No telly? How am I supposed to keep up with my soaps?

garinda 13-02-2009 18:30

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 679560)
What? No telly? How am I supposed to keep up with my soaps?

The telly's on the ceiling.

You probably won't get much chance to see it.

Less 13-02-2009 18:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 679561)
The telly's on the ceiling.

You probably won't get much chance to see it.


Yes but how do I record corry without camera shake?

MargaretR 13-02-2009 19:03

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He would be too busy dodging my handbag
Explained here
but close your eyes during the intro for health reasons
YouTube - Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Clip #11


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