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emamum 15-03-2009 13:22

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when i was in labour with tyler i was having contractions but couldnt feel them, the midwife told me while she was examining me and i had him 2 days later.... i saw the midwife yesterday and she said she could feel some but i couldnt, i should be in labour by now, ive had all the signs just nothing real yet!

Retlaw 15-03-2009 14:15

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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 692701)
when i was in labour with tyler i was having contractions but couldnt feel them, the midwife told me while she was examining me and i had him 2 days later.... i saw the midwife yesterday and she said she could feel some but i couldnt, i should be in labour by now, ive had all the signs just nothing real yet!

Would gunpower not help.

Retlaw.

:hidewall: Still in my bomb proof shelter.

MargaretR 15-03-2009 14:44

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 692720)

:hidewall: Still in my bomb proof shelter.

I think it's a urinal but you don't like saying so

Retlaw 15-03-2009 17:07

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 692723)
I think it's a urinal but you don't like saying so

Margaret you surprise me.
How would a lady know what urinal
looked like.

Or am I making assumptions.:confused:

Retlaw.

MargaretR 15-03-2009 17:13

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 692764)
Margaret you surprise me.
How would a lady know what urinal
looked like.

Or am I making assumptions.:confused:

Retlaw.

I designed and oversaw the refurbishment of two gents toilets at Melbourne House. I put a large mirror, that had to be walked past, on the way out - to make sure flies were done up before exiting:D

Retlaw 15-03-2009 20:08

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 692766)
I designed and oversaw the refurbishment of two gents toilets at Melbourne House. I put a large mirror, that had to be walked past, on the way out - to make sure flies were done up before exiting:D


I only hope they did'nt look like this then, :hidewall: if you think its a urinal.

Retlaw.:):):):)

emamum 16-03-2009 08:13

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and the winners are....

caz and linds (i promise it wasnt a fix lol)

will give the karma as soon as i can :D

Polly_45 16-03-2009 10:19

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Aww many congratulations
hope you and the baby are both ok

flashy 16-03-2009 10:28

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she's on the internet, of course the baby is ok

SPUGGIE J 16-03-2009 17:17

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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 692863)
and the winners are....

caz and linds (i promise it wasnt a fix lol)

will give the karma as soon as i can :D


So what was used? Dynamite, a super lube, vac, speciall laxatives or was it get out or else? :p

emamum 16-03-2009 18:15

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 692994)
So what was used? Dynamite, a super lube, vac, speciall laxatives or was it get out or else? :p

i cant say ;)

Retlaw 16-03-2009 20:34

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 692994)
So what was used? Dynamite, a super lube, vac, speciall laxatives or was it get out or else? :p


Be careful what you suggest, Margaret gave me a rollocking, when I suggested gunpowder.

Retlaw.

MargaretR 16-03-2009 20:35

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 693054)
Be careful what you suggest, Margaret gave me a rollocking, when I suggested gunpowder.

Retlaw.

:signntme:honest

Retlaw 16-03-2009 20:49

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 693055)
:signntme:honest

Ooooo Margaret you little fibber, you called me a urinal dweller.

Gonna ave to get me a better bunker.

Retlaw


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