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Benipete

11-03-2009 03:36

That Time Again

Why is it that women never have monthly problems when they are trapping the male of the species but as soon as they have captured the target all hell lets loose on a regular basis???:hidewall::hidewall::D:D:D

Less	11-03-2009 03:43

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Also, why is it your fault when she goes to the bathroom cabinet and discovers she has no tampons left?

I didn't use the last one HONEST!

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Mancie

11-03-2009 03:49

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:D ..why do I get the impression that you lot aint had much luck when romancing the chicks?..

Benipete

11-03-2009 03:57

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 691268)

:D ..why do I get the impression that you lot aint had much luck when romancing the chicks?..

Do you mean Romancing The Stone? :D:D

Less	11-03-2009 04:13

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 691269)

Do you mean Romancing The Stone? :D:D

I prefer Romancing the stoned, they save all their regrets for the following morning and usually leave before you have to make them breakfast!

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flashy

11-03-2009 06:59

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:rolleyes:

jaysay

11-03-2009 10:12

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 691275)

:rolleyes:

Whats that sneaky:rolleyes: all about flashy:D

jaysay

11-03-2009 10:14

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Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 691265)

Your better off with the older model Beni, they don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful:D :D:D:rolleyes:

flashy

11-03-2009 10:16

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:rolleyes:

cashman

11-03-2009 10:33

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not a problem benipete, if ya learn the art of "Deafness"":D

Neil	11-03-2009 10:35

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 691335)

not a problem benipete, if ya learn the art of "Deafness"":D

Pardon? ;)

jaysay

11-03-2009 16:26

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 691335)

not a problem benipete, if ya learn the art of "Deafness"":D

Better known in the trade as throwing a deafun:D

banjoman

11-03-2009 17:45

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I think they make it up as an excuse to get extra chocolates and flowers.. I mean its not as if us men could every really check is it ?

Its like the old question which hurts more childbirth or a kick in the you know wheres...Obviously its the kick, but women do like to make a song and dance about things dont they

:-) No darling PLEASE put down the frying pan...

AccyLass

11-03-2009 17:48

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Originally Posted by banjoman (Post 691489)

I think they make it up as an excuse to get extra chocolates and flowers.. I mean its not as if us men could every really check is it ?

:-) No darling PLEASE put down the frying pan...

You give your wife extra chocolate and flowers????:eek:

I must remember to play on it next time:D

vera	13-03-2009 13:15

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Mine just turns his deaf aid off, and goes dumb all of a sudden

Margaret Pilkington

13-03-2009 16:23

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Well, I guess you were on your best behaviour too when you were courting your good lady........I certainly don't recall marrying a grumpy old walrus....but sometimes that is what it feels like.

I never got flowers or chocolates(not even after major surgery).
How long have you been together......40 years....well you should have learned some male defence tricks in that time. And I for one can't believe that you haven't.

banjoman

15-03-2009 19:20

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From the male perspective I`d ask that if all brides are beautiful where do ugly wives come from ?

Margaret Pilkington

15-03-2009 21:09

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The same place that fat f@rty blokes come from! :)

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