How come fellas go free?
 

Ok I know this has nothing to do with accy but I just have to ask this
Yesterday I had to go to Cleveleys and while there hubby needed to go loo
So off we popped to public loos and when we got there I was amazed if not gobsmacked to find that women had to pay and fellas didnt. :confused:

Now I know us women can be a little more needy at times but hey this is a public loo we re talking about. :(:(

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Rindy will be along soon to say how disgusting it is you have to pay and if the local council managed their taxes correctly using the public toilet would be free :rolleyes::D

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They have the same toilet facilities at Fleetwood - men free - women 20p
It is probably due to the fact that the unattended portacabin style loos can operate without staff, but that ladies loos have a bin facility that does need a person to attend to empty it. That emptying is usually contracted out to a sanitary bin emptying specialist.

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If you a really offended by the fact that you have to pay to take a seat, I for one have no objection to you nipping into the gents and using ours, however the facilities may not be to the standard you are used to!

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Never thought of that Margaret.:)

Dont think going into the fellas would do any good Less, Hubby said they are urinals and I for one would struggle a bit with that one lol :D

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probably because women will pay to wee, men will wee anywhere instead of paying.

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if its any concolation cherokee we have to pay to take a dump :D

although the urinals fit snugly it can take some time to prod the poop through the waste trap on them so it is easier to pay to sit and flush rather than sit and poke :)

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Well, the offer still stands so long as you will!

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to be quite honest if you go down accy at weekends you can often see a yellow river flowing from back alleys with the source been a woman squatting with her knickers round her ankles so there just as bad as fellas realy but have the excuse that they didnt have 20p handy

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Your too kind. :rolleyes::D:smile:

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Well that's true ema, that's what I thought when I went to watch Liverpool in the 70s and went on the Kop, we waited for the crown to disappear at the end and you'd be surprised just how many toilets people had found on the terraces:D

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Being as I'm a gentleman, when in the company of a lady who needs to go the loo, I would contribute 10p towards the costs.:)

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Yeah but I'll bet there weren't any left in the actual toilets.. the scousers used to nick em and re- plumb them into there houses.:D

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And when she hasn't got 10p towards it?

Just watch her suffer?:D

I mean.... well... ya can only be so much of a gentleman eh!;)

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closest you get to a gentleman in accy is that he turns around while she squats in the backstreet :D

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That also doesn't say a lot about the "ladies" of Accrington;)

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not me :D i dont go out drinking in accrington.... or anywhere else for that matter lol

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OY! watch yer lip, its a good job I wasnt born and bred here in accy or I would take exception to that remark! On second thoughts, I still take exception! :p

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No I'd have commented how good some councils are so good at flushing our money away, without having the bare faced cheek to charge us for the privilige of peeing.;)

Perhaps all the graffiti in the men's bogs is sponsored, thus allowing gents to pee for free?:rolleyes::D

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With most seaside councils still pumping the poop into the sea, perhaps the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.

After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

:D

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Better of in a nappy if she is drinking that much. Better be sure there aint bodies prowling the backs for a cheap thrill. :eek:

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A Tenna Lady stops working after absorbing six pints.:p

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And where did you aquire that info then? Please tell me you wernt up the ally doing a survey? :eek::p

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I was at leeds fest 07 and I was near the front with a friend waiting for RHCPand we were sitting down... girl next to him was stood up and said something like do you mind if I sit here... or at least that's what we thought she said, only really hearing the do you mind bit. The next we know her knickers around around her ankles and she's peeing on the floor right next to us :eek: Some lovely people in yorkshire ya know

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:D..sponsored by "winkle picking"...you aint in soho now mate..it's plain old Accy.;)

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There aren't many opening for winkle pickers in Accy, though there are quite a few in Morecambe Bay, near where the toilets are that inspired this thread.;)

:D

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They do say you are what you eat. Do you like a nice winkle in your mouth?

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That just reminds me why I don't eat seafood ........yuk!

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I think that'll be the reason, Margaret.

It's the same in Blackpool.......men free, ladies 20p. They have an attendant in the ladies toilets.

20p for a wee eh? What happened to spending a penny? :D

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I was at a football match and the guy in front said he was bursting for a pee.I told him to pee in the persons pocket in front of him.Won't he notice he said .

I replied ,well you didn't.:drunk::D

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Remember when we used to say i am going to spend a PENNY,,,,
and that was an old one too......

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All you women with nothing to do but complain, why not take a leaf from history, before the second world war most people were lucky if they had a pot to hiss in, never mind being able to afford to pay 20p for the pleasure.

Next thing you know you'll all be moaning about pain free birth's, (a ridiculous notion), just think yourselves lucky they don't come out sideways!

and get back to humming a happy tune while polishing the chains holding you to the kitchen sink!

Suicide bombers? Ha! they don't know the meaning of brave, now this, is brave!

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http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/avatar...ine=1210449961Ooh Less i could just bash your flea for that,,,but its having a bad day already ,,,,,:D:D

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I don't think it's a flea.

Looks like it's got eight legs to me.

Must be something he's picked up from a warm seat.

See ladies that 20p you pay is worth paying towards a cleaner.

:D

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OH I never thought of it like that....:D By the way
How many legs does a flea have

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six

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Six, three pairs.

Took me ages to count...they kept jumping out of eyesight.:D

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http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...humanflea1.jpg YUK,Margaret ,,I WISH I HAD NEVER ASKED,,,

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That's maybe the same reason I'm allergic to seafood too Margaret:D

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What you ladies need is a "she wee" then you can go in the bushes etc :D

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or a funnel

i saw one used in a film and it was very effective:eek:

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To be honest can't see any reason why women should have to pay and not men.. blatant sexism..if the mens have only urinals and no sit down accsess that is not the chicks fault.. we men do pay thier council tax and buy them ironong boards and stuff but it's out of order!

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in the old accy toilets there used to be what were called queer holes where perverts had drilled between the tiles so they could see through them for some reason unknown to only them to watch other men poop

if you ever wondered why there was always bog roll attatched to teh walls of the cubicles its where those wise to what was going on had filled in the holes before taking a poop

those toilets were left unattened quite a lot but even after they started locking them up earlier they never did as far as i remember get around to filling the holes up in the walls

i swear i am not making this up lol but god knows how they got away with drilling teh holes although a wheelbrace probably would have done the job silently :eek:

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Well you can always use the town hall or other places

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i cant think of a better place to take a dump than in the town hall, is there anywhere specific or can you do it anywhere in teh town hall because that paying in desk looks tempting:eek:

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Was best to carry a lighter just in case an unwanted extension appeared. :D

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I reckon pregnant ladies should have a free loo, they need the loo more than anyone especially when they are heavily pregnant.
What if ya dont have any cash?, does the woman have a right to pee in the street?:rolleyes:

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thats probably why there allowed to pee in a police officers helmet :)

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you could have gone in the town hall or library if they was near you could of used them.

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Didn't know there was loos at the library...last time I looked library was directing everyone to Peel St? :confused:

There maybe toilets at the Town Hall...didn't know you could just come off the street and use em. :confused:

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isnt there a sign up at accy town hall saying only disabled radar key holders could use the toilets?

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Funny but I seem to recall once hearing that a pregnant woman is entitled to relieve herself anywhere.

I don't know if that's true or not.

You wouldn't though, would you? :eek:

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towards the end they dont have much choice :D

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Reminds me of when I was pregnant with my first, 37 years ago, can't remember where, but they still had male toilets, and no female.. was busting, and luckily came accross a very nice man, who checked the mens loos, to make sure it was empty, let me go in, and guarded the entrance till I came out. :)

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I think Mallard maybe meaning disabled folk can use certain loo facilities. Correct me if im wrong Neil.. :)
I Remember when I was pregs with my first I was bursting for the loo and the closest one at the time was in the police station in accy.:eek: I popped in and they were more than happy to take me through to use theirs.
Thankyou to that very kind mr bobby who ever you were.;):)