My left breast
 

I am no prude about modern art, but all of you who have the Observer must have noticed the article regarding Beverley Chapelhow and her exhibit at the Blackburn Museum.

Sorry, no link to this story.

She has made a sculpture from MDF and then painted bright red. Her husband has a 3D scanner and scanned her left breast and put an image on screen. All 'very high' tech she quotes. Goes on to say "Because it's big and red it takes people a while to realise what it is. But then people's first reaction is that they want to touch it". It measure 5' x 3' :eek:

Mmmm ... wonder what she will scan next ?

Don't know how Lisa Kenyon kept a straight face whilst writing the article.... :D:D Is it me ?

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Now that is a hard one. Well will be if she scans wrong:eek::p

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wonder what she would have said if some bloke had said to her when she was hairdressing "get your boobs out" would it have been sexual harrassment then

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For anyone who hasn't seen a picture (sorry no scanner meself), looks like the big pear drop at Ossy Mills only with a 'knob' on it !

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That is tempting fate that comment. :eek::p:D Alas as a gentleman in the pressence of a lady I will keep my gob shut. :D

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LOL Spuggie .. sometimes don't always realise what I have said !

Didn't like to use the proper word as sometimes sounds worse... :D

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Here it is



http://www.gcncltd.co.uk/index_files/image274.jpg




From Project List

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I quite like it, would'nt do it justice in my humble abode but I think it looks nice. Am a great fan of the female human breast, it's a remarkable piece of work, sensual, beautiful and yet the most important thing to a new born baby, it's a fantastic piece of kit! I always quite fancied having a bronze done of mine, maybe still time!:) And any bloke who says they don't like them is either a) lying :eek: b) lying to themselves!:rolleyes:

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I have some bronze paint ;)

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[quote=Neil;692518]Here it is



http://www.gcncltd.co.uk/index_files/image274.jpg


Waste of a piece of MDF if you ask me.

Pity when folk can't get attention
without going to extremes.
Nuts and weirdo's.
Retlaw.

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Wonder if she had done her right one ... would it have been done in blue ? :D

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As a piece of art I quite like it. At least it's better than Tracy Emin's bed. :D

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Lots?:rolleyes:

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I thought the art education system had gone tits up when I read she'd done her degree in Blackburn.

Personally I don't like it. I think it looks more like a drip than a breast, and the colour seems meaningless.

For me you can't knock Dali's breast when it comes to mammaries as art.

http://active-media.com/helms/pictur...reast_abig.jpg

:D

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only problem is why choose MDF , dosnt she realise that over the years it will develop wrinkles and may start to sag in places ?

hmm its more realsitic than what i first thought

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Lookin at the pic G put up its shape n colour make it look like a large snails shell.

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My thought was 'mishapen humbug' - designed for sucking
...did I really say that:eek::o

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No, it doesn't do anything for me.
I wouldn't want my left boobie being looked at by all and sundry(either real or in this art form).

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how come its ok for her to make a booby and show it to people but some people huff and puff about a woman nusring a baby.... same with the papers, naked women on page 3.... i know what i'd rather see!

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This Dali drawing made me laugh.

http://www.lockportstreetgallery.com...Casanova/K.jpg

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thats one explination for snails trails over them

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Margaret I am shocked at you!!:eek: 10 mins in the naughty bin!! By the way got any humbugs?

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Think I've said on here before I'm not an arty person, could never get my head round the likes of Tracey thingies attempts at art:rolleyes:

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Katex asks what happened to the right one - she left it at home.

'The Right One' was one of Dollie Parton's biggest its.

Observer readers are always kept abreast of the news.

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That's vile, no issues with the nudity, I have a real problem with invertebrates!:eek:

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She could do with a hair cut as well ;)