Beer
 

There is some sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday, scientists suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

a. Gained weight
b. Talked excessively without making sense
c. Became overly emotional
d. Couldn't drive
e. Failed to think rationally
f. Argued over nothing
g. Had to sit down while urinating
h. Showed no interest in sex
i. Refused to apologise when wrong

No further testing is planned.

Re: Beer
 

so thats the research mick, less, benipete, david1, accylass and lynx are doing at the railway then ....

Re: Beer
 

No your research is a totally different one
ours is partly to see what the alcohol effects are on your ability to get home after the research
the other bit of the research is top secret and we would have to kill you if we told you sorry

Re: Beer
 

I only go as supervisor jen, never touch that dirty beer :angel::thumbsup:

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Thought that was normal, without alchohol :eek: :D oops, thats me banned

Re: Beer
 

you carry on the research at home too so we have been told,:rolleyes:
so are you taking the research material home with you or are you buying your own :D

Re: Beer
 

If the beer you drink is brewed in the midlands or north east it will have fluoride too.
A Fluoride-Free Pineal Gland is More Important than Ever
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diminished IQ and inability to focus, lethargy and weariness.
.......have you had too much already?:)

Re: Beer
 

So your research is ongoing is it mick ... thats why you have to go to the railway every day ... well thats when they have the research products ...:D:D:D

Well ive just tested the computer keyboard if its coffee proof :D ... and it is :D:D:D

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These part time independent researchers give us full time professionals a bad name :tongueout

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well seeing as the coffee also hit everything else ... including the bit that has the motherboard and the processor and the powerpack in ... and its still working .. well enough to keep bugging you mick ...

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bugs get squashed :D:D

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As foreign researcher on the project I can confirm that researching till 5-45am does not do a great deal for Anglo/Spanish relations.:theband::drunk::Banane35::drink:

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I would think that the alcohol would kill me if I over indulged long before the fluoride had any effect on my beaming smile, so unless you have something happy to say stop being miserable in every thread.
The world is doomed eventually no matter what any of us do, and mankind will end long before the Sun gives off it's last, life saving glow, so enjoy what you have instead of being whoa, whoa & thrice whoa, Up Pompei finished years ago.
:tongueout

Re: Beer
 

You wouldnt squash me .... im the one who keeps spuggie under control .... thats why he's been behaving himself lately!!!!!:D