Come on then who had the first?
 

Come on then who had the first Michael Jackson text message joke and what was it?

Maybe we can start a collection of sicko jacko text messages.

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I have but it would need to be in the over 18's i think

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We'll try it anyway

Been reported that Michael Jackson has died, hospital deny this, he's alive and well in the childrens ward recovering from a stroke

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i got one last night:

"Apparantly Michael Jackson has died of a cardiac arrest. Seems his heart couldnt BEAT IT"

:rolleyes:

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Rhonda got one this morning -

Michael Jackson has donated his body to Fisher Price so the kids can still play with him

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Oh my god,,,, its started already

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I had 2, Jacko did manage to whisper a last request on the way to the hospital, 'please put me in the childrens ward' and what's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Jacko?.... Fergie will still be playing gig(g)s in August.

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2 more, Jacko's PA is having to cancel all of his dates, Oliver (10), Jason (9) and simon who is 7., ........... whats the difference between Jacko and casper? 1 is stiff, pale, and scares kids, the other is a friendly ghost.

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Okay, I got these this morning....
Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack........
They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out

Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack he fell into a pool and nobody would throw him a buoy.

Michael was heard screaming during his heart attack .... “Its big, its Bad, you know it.”

Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack.
Authorities have released a statement saying they will melt down the body and make plastic toys.............
So kids can play with him for a change.

CNN has just reported that Michael Jackson died at 1.43am of food poisoning. Ate 12 year old nuts!
Michael Jackson to be buried at sea!!! Will be strapped to buoys!!

Authorities announced the passing of Michael Jackson today, from a massive heart attack.
His last words were reportedly "Macaulay Calkin has his memories back, OOHOO!!"

In related news authorities have announced a plan melt the dead singers body down and recycle it as a range of plastic toys.
Finally he will have to sit still while children play with him, for a change.

The decision to recycle was driven by tough new EPA regulations that determined burning the body would release to much CO2 and burying the body would endanger the ground water.
There was a suggestion that a burial at sea may be a suitable solution, but there are people who collect discarded pieces of plastic of the coast of California, and the authorities were worried he might come back.

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Apparently Michael Jacksons body is 90% plastic so they can not cremate his body.Instead they are going to melt his body down and mould it into Lego bricks so the kids can play with him for a while.
Also just seen this pic being distributed.

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MJ's body is to be melted down and made into plastic bags, they will of course carry a warning to keep them away from children.

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Times are hard, even the Jackson 5 have just laid one off!

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The FBI have raided his home and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5C in the bedroom

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Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone. There
was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to
start something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to say
leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white..
The coroner is unsure what to put down as the cause of Michael Jackson's
death. He doesn't know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight,
the good times, or the boogie..

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jackson is to be melted down and have didlos made from him which will be passed on toteh rest of the jacksons so they can go fcuk themsleves as well


pass that on to the radio for me less lol

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Oh dear..... lol:rolleyes:

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

One is made of plastic and is a danger to children..........the other one is for putting your shopping in. :D

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When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe so.....God killed Michael Jackson

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Hitler finds out Michael Jackson is dead ..... (with apologies to the movie Downfall)

YouTube - Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.