Accrington Web - Old Lines but still made me smile..(He said to me )

My husband said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra;
> you've got nothing to put in it
> I said to him . . .... You wear pants don't you?
>
> He said to me ... . ........... Shall we try swapping
> positions tonight?
> I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove &
> sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
>
> He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all
> the grocery money I gave you?
> I said to him . ....... Turn sideways and look in the
> mirror!
>
>
> He said to me. ....... Why don't women blink during
> foreplay?
> I said to him .. . They don't have time
>
> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a
> roll of toilet paper?
> I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.
>
> He said to me... ...... Why is it difficult to find men
> who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
>
> He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her
> husband is every night?
> I said. . . A widow.
>
> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than
> single women?
> I said to him . ....... . Single women come home, see
> what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's
> in bed and go to the fridge.