Aussie Love Poem
 

Australian Love Poem

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So your bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's something there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was good as I
Was ever gonna get

No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

Re: Aussie Love Poem
 

i like lol...... typical bloke especially ending, sorry guys

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Good one Darby. :hehetable

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i like that one darby, :thumbsup:

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Nice One Darby - just remember gravity effects blokes too!!!

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The Australian, the Frenchman and the Canadian were bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives.

“After I have zee sex wiz my wife’” said the Frenchman, “I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.”

“After I screw my wife,” drawled the Canadian, “I pour maple syrup on her and lick it off slowly. She’s in so much goddam ecstasy she rises feet off the bed.”

“Me?”, says the Aussie. “When I’ve finished with my old lady I wipe my d**k on the curtains and she hits the roof!”