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LYNX1

11-12-2009 09:35

Proof at last

Proof at last...as if it was needed

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee".
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee".
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me".
So, she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says... "HEBREWS".

Neil	11-12-2009 12:07

Re: Proof at last

Quote:

Originally Posted by LYNX1 (Post 769039)

So, she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says... "HEBREWS".

Typical woman even tries to twist the word of God.

Hebrews is a reference to beer not coffee :rolleyes::D

If you want to quote the Bible try Genesis 2:18

Quote:

The LORD God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."

or Genesis 3:16

Quote:

To the woman he said,
"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
with pain you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you."

cashman

11-12-2009 12:36

Re: Proof at last

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 769073)

Typical woman even tries to twist the word of God.

Hebrews is a reference to beer not coffee :rolleyes::D

If you want to quote the Bible try Genesis 2:18

or Genesis 3:16

and thats the way it should be.:D

shillelagh

11-12-2009 13:04

Re: Proof at last

well spug knows if he dont get up and get me my maccydees breakfast .. or make me a brew he knows what hes going to get .. so he does go and get my maccydees breakfast or brings me my breakfast in bed ...

:tongueout:tongueout:tongueout

accyman

16-12-2009 15:32

Re: Proof at last

everything is 50/50 in my house i guess thats why 50% of it is a mess :)

Benipete

17-12-2009 08:45

Re: Proof at last

Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 769082)

It's people like him that ruin married life:mosher::D

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