Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
 

Have a look at the boat race on this geezer! :D I've been in stitches for ten minutes...Lanc's Mayor jailed for stealing knickers but I think it's a harsh sentence, I don't think the Judge took the blokes face into consideration :rofl38: from the Telegraph
Former Lancashire town mayor jailed over knicker thefts (From Lancashire Telegraph)


http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk.../?type=display

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I thought it was a bit stiff

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I think he has suffered enough with a face like that ! :rofl38::rofl38:

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The court case was on Radio 2 last month.

Thankfully there aren't images on the wireless.

Hopefully he'll now be sharing a cell with a thirty stone tattooed thug called Shirley, who'll make his life a misery, and make him scrub the gusset of his not so smalls.

Vile little pervert.

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looks like someone missed a few creases when they used an iron on his face

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'When they chose him as mayor, residents of the seaside town of Knott End'

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This guy is an alien, for sure!

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The average cost per prisoner place in 2008-2009 was £31,106 so that's £62,000, instead why not get him a job in the laundrette?

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http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/hu...B4DFBB4B42.JPG

he has a look of Eli Duckett,,in last of the summer wine......

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http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk.../?type=display

erm maybe not...lol

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If people really voted for this odd-ball, then I would suggest that their own sanity is very much in doubt! Be interesting to learn which party he represented - maybe the Monster Raving Loonies in the wake of Screaming Lord Such?

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His skull appears mis-shapen to me, and hints at a genetic malfunction known as mongolism.
In no way do I infer that mongols are deviants, but it may explain why his actions are abnormal.

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im still tring to figure out which dorection hes looking in , maybe his eyes went like that after years of keeping one eye on teh nickers and one eye looking out for the cops

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maybe he has bad eyesight.. I reckon he didn't even see the tractor that ran over his head :D