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Come on then Mick, get all comfy and go back to your sweet dreams.

It were a busy day yesterday people coming in and out all the bleeding time trying to get in on the sleep action!:rolleyes:

I have tidied up now and made it all cosy..........hopefully no-one will disturb us today ;)

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Quite in the calm room with heth there, your having a giraffe:D:D:D

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you shut up Heth is nice and cuddly and warm and can protect me while i sleep:tongueout:D

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You're like the dormouse at the mad hatters tea party, the difficult part is catching you awake.

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Right you lot out, I have just cleaned up and dont want your mucky paws anywere in ere! :D

You have woke my Mick up now, gonna have to settle him again by putting strong cider into his bottle and stroke his hair while he drift's off.

By the way Less dont be making any more storys up today like yesterday. Been with Mick all day my bum, I told you he were having a bed bath :D

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When I mentioned that yesterday, I was talking about yesterday's yesterday, not today's yesterday.

Foolish child.
Stop nagging or you'll end up an old hag before your time.

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What like you :p
Foolish (old) man.

Time passes by so quickly when you have a Mick to look after dont you know

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Yes, I do know, been doing it since the start of accyweb it's good to have someone servile like yourself to do the menial tasks leaving me free to maintain his alcohol level.
:)

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***Heather whispers in Mick's ear that she thinks Less wants to join them in their cuddle as she thinks that he is hinting he wants to be looked after also..........................................stil l waiting for Mick to give his answer,he is still pondering***

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Pass me a new sick bucket I've just filled this one!

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Your tugging on my heart strings now with saying that you are ill, your pulling out all the stops to try and get in on this cuddle arnt you??:eek:

Mick hasnt given his answer yet and until he does I am stopping were I am sat on him :D

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Think theres an answer to that somewhere but I think we'd have to move the thread to the over 18s to post it:D:D:D

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Heth just send Less back to the cockroach infested pub he normally goes in i just want quiet which i wont get if you let less in.
(less will know what i mean by this:D)

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Well Less there you go matey, you not allowed in Mick says so :D

Come on now Mick get comfy again.............

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Thankyou dear and good night all

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Don't know how you can sleep with that crappy alarm clock going off every five minutes.:D:D

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Dont go waking him, he was rudly awakened at 00:10 this morning!! :p

Chucked the alarm clock out the window now along with Less it is outside!

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Did you put your clocks forward at 2am heth:rolleyes:

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John get out of the calm room and go and read the other thread :p

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its ok mick :D...im back to bring peace and serenity to the calm room ... or is that senility ...:D:D:D

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***tries to start waking Mick up ready for the food festival so his lil eyes can adjust to the light of the big bad world outside***


:D
:D
:D

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Hopefully i will be there on Sat

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I think its about time i closed the Calm Room for building work and re-decorating
we are getting very crowded in here with the two of us so i think we need an extention and a private bar.
so as from the 04/04/2011 the calm room will be closed for a few days
sorry for any inconveniance.

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The Calm room is open again but the Builders are behind schedule so please be careful and watch out for wet paint everywhere.
The extension is blocked off as it cant be used yet as its not finished so please be patient

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The Bar has now been finished and stocked and open for use it can be found here
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/addonchat.php

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Few scatter cushions around ere and a few beers, me and Mick should be settled down again soon!! :D

All is calm..........................................

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Here we are again Heth just you and me
no alcohol is allowed in here you must use the new bar.
just watch the paint its still wet and the extension is not finished.
now as i have been awake for so long i am going to sleep for a day or two.
so heth is here to be my bodyguard and look after me.

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Yep thats me Mick. Your beloved bodyguard :D

I dont fancy a beer anyhow so you get your head down (ahem) on the lovely new cushions and I will sit guard on top of ya!! :tongueout

Now anyone that enters will be told to go to the new bar and sit quietly so not to disturb us............:eek:

You must be knakt, and remember I am waking you up on Saturday for the food festival. ;)

Night Night sweet dreams.............................

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Thankyou X ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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didnt know the calm room was a temperance bar .... wheres the sarsparilla ....

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Didn't know the calm room was narrow minded, where's my post gone?

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I think you should spend some time in "The Sanctuary" room less there has not been a post from you i checked:D

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oh my i needed the calm room yesterday ..... but read that mick was kipping (again) so didn't go in left him in peace ..:rolleyes: arn't i kind :p

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Well its still very calm in here, Mick is fast asleep and loony Less is wandering around muttering about finding his post...............bless him :D

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too kind mez ...... you should have gone running in there screaming your head off ... then when he'd woken up ... said ooo im all calm now ... and then did a runner before hed got moving ...... :D:D:D

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Mick's still sparko, prob getting enough sleep for his pints on Saturday :D

I am sat ere counting me winnings and wondering what to spend it on ;)

Everythings quiet and calm in ere...........no sign of Less or John in ages, phew :D

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just popped in n dropped one.....that'll waken him.:D

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wheres the nose pincers .. it STINKS Cashy ......:D:D:D

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Cashy that were disgusting you minger!!! :D

Get out, go on, you smelly arse!! :D

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Story books :tongue2: ......... uuuuuuuhhhhmmm, lots of story books :D

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If Cashy is going to insist on coming in the calm room we better install an extractor system.:D
Right that's my bit for today going back to sleep to dream of all the FREE drinks on Saturday :D

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Thats right you keep dreaming Mick ;)!!!!

Got my febreaze in me hand ready and waiting to spray Cashy if he comes anywere near us :D

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twas you that never came anywhere near us.:D

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Ha bludy ha!!!

Its hard work when you got a grandma to look after :tongueout

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Excuse me, you are in the calm room, please remain calm or else leave.

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I am totally calm thank you, Mick is fast asleep and I am just chilling.

You brought me any beer Less I cant move wi Mick on me!! :D

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be quiet please i'm havin a kip. zzzzzzzzz

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Oh bludy hell Cashy has snuggled upto Mick now and I deff cant move any were!!

One head resting on each leg now, I am guna get pins and needles!! :D

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just tell cashy stanley are playing ... he'll soon move ...

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I absolutely refuse to comment at this stage.:D

Beni behave It's to obvious.:hehetable

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Its getting hot in here!!! Anyone got a ice-lolly to cool me down???

:D

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Get off your harris and buy your own, in future don't ever call in here without enough to get a round in for everyone.
:p

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Mick was wrong when he said that you would sort me out if I ever needed anything.......................:p

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Wrong again aren't you?

Mick was right but you mis-understood, I'll sort you out when you need a good metaphorical slap to put you back in order.

I've been busy over the last few weeks but not to worry, I'm back now, so shift your arse I want my seat back.
:rolleyes:

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Oi mister dont you start wi me!! :whack:

I have done a very good job looking after these two, you cant come in and start chucking you weight about!!! :p

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I never have nor ever will chuck my weight about, you either move or I come in here after 12 pints of the cheapest mild, a double portion of the hottest curry in town and plenty of onion bahji's, sit on your knee and leave the rest to nature, (they stopped handing out free gas masks in 1939), so just consider the consequences and put the kettle on like the good little woman you aught to be.
:mad:

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Errrrr no angry faces in here thankyou Mr Less we will have none of it in the calm room.

Oh and you know where the kettle is.

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crap teabags in here.:eek:

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PG Tips dont you know they aint crap! :D
It must be the way you make em Cashy!

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Can we please have less arguing in the calm room i am trying to get some sleep here zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Its ok Mick, they just keep coming in wanting a piece of my lap thats all :D

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Dont speak wi yer mouth full.:D

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:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:
Stop it you!!!

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Well i was going to get up but as there is nothing on the TV so i think i will go back on Heth's lap and go back to sleep wake me up please when there is something worth watching on TV ta zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:enough::enough:

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That wont be until tomorrow then Mick! You get comfy love..............:D

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Its ok Heth i have to get up tomorrow as i am meeting some Accyweb members in the Railway for a :hehetable and a few:thepint::thepint::thepint:

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should i bring a telly in mick,then yeh can watch the wedding?:D

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MICK,MICK wake up!!

We have been asleep for over a month!!!
I really need to get up coz I wanna a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :D:D:D

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yawn OK i am awake gees cant a fella have a bit of sleep:D
please leave the door handle as it is when you leave:p

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Damn it you caught me out were gonna nick it and take it home with me!!!! :D:D:D

Ok ok I will just go for a wee and be back you lazy ******!!
Its all quiet in ere aint it?

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OHHH BLOODY HELL why did I open my gob!!!!! :D:D:D

You brought me any presents??

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No only me:D:D:D:D:D

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Right out you go then, how many times do I have to tell you that I like presents when people visit...........................:D

Nothing too noisy as Mick is fast asleep again on me lap :D

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Well thats a new name for it:rolleyes::D:D

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What fast asleep means fast asleep doesnt it? ;)

Anyway present please John.............:D

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:dogrun:t:ooh::ooh::ooh:here ya go, its called harry:D:D

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Not another one to look after!!! :D:D:D

Thanks John, come and sit next to me if you want chuck ;)

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Na I'm in mi own calm room heth, oh by the way Harry isn't house trained:D

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Oh well thanks for nothing John tuttuttut :)

You can take him back I have just got Mick house trained I dont want to be doing that all again or Mick picking up bad habbits :D:D:D

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need to chill not a good afternoon.

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Come ere Cashy, I will look after you I will just push Mick off me lap for a while (he wont notice he is fast aslepp) and you can have me lap for a bit if you want :)

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Tsk ! For shame woman, you're incorrigible ! :D

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Ahhhhhhhh I wondered when the ass would be in :D:D:D

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You noticed that ? Kinda cute ain't it ? Wanna see me shake it ? For free ! :rolleyes:

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Go on then gissa shake baby!!!


SHAKE THAT BOOTY!!!! :D:D:D

hahahahahahahaha!

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Oy its gone cold why am i on this cold floor and not on a warm comfy lap:sleep8::s_cry:

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Coz' your pillows gone all flighty again ! :rolleyes:

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i am ere now,calm down!!!

come on mick get back on!!! :D

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh thankyou heth;):D

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not in the watering hole this aft were yeh? need to come n chill, so i can get oer the shock.:D

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Will be in there today though Cashy

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Can some-one tell DiG to stop wiggling his arse now he is making me tired.........................

:D:D:D

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I stopped shaking it ages ago, it's you whose all a quiver with the excitement of it all ! Anyway, I'm off to shake it elsewhere where I'll be appreciated.

Taxi, Taxi ........ The Sunnyside retirement home for the discerning older ladies who like Butt wiggling Donkeys please ! :D

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lets party instead

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Oh its nice and calm in ere after my drinking at the weekend with you lot! :D

Leading me astry like that..........................

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Yawn.............you did not need much forcing did you:D:thepint::thepint::thepint:
see you in the Railway on Sat :D

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Talking of the calm room is Less led down in a corner have a very long kip:rolleyes:

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He sure is John, leave him alone!!

Mick you did force me stop telling fibs!!! ;)

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I will only believe i forced you if you show me a photo of me holding you down and pouring beer down your throat:camera8: untill then i dont think anyone there that day forced you to drink:D