The Snug.
 

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Welcome to the Accrington Web Snug.

A place in which people can have a little moan, and grumble, about the state of the world today.

Drinks are charged at 'the good old day's' prices.

Spitting is allowed, providing the spittoon is used.

Swearing isn't permitted, as ladies are allowed in, if they're of reputable character.

A jar is kept behind the bar to collect fines for those whose mouth runs away with them.

Ashtrays are provided on the bar, and at the tables.

The barman's a bit Mutt and Jeff, so feel free to bend his ear, just don't expect much banter back.

Lock ins by request.

I expect this place to be packed out, with standing room only some nights.

;)

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mine's half a stout if you're buying Gaz ;) (don't have a clue why i said that)

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Oh, and there's free newspapers on the rack by the door, but only the Daily Mail, at present.

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Milk stout?

I'll bring it to your table.

:D

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does your establishment have a smoke room ?
and a piano for the free and easy

:theband:

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Smoking is allowed in the Snug.

There isn't a piano, as people wouldn't be able to hear themselves moan.

The only thing here that's free and easy, collects glasses at the weekend.

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Was going to ask for a lager, but as there are no flights at the moment, i will go without. Thanks anyway :cool:

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Aint he's pub, if only the "Daily Mail" jaysay owns it, rindys just runnin it fer him.:D

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There's one paid on for you hun, just as soon as you can get over.

:D

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It's part of my community service.

:o:D

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Why ya been Tagged n got n ASBO?:D

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:eek::eek::eek: Can't be mine cashy, Garinda running it for me, ya reght, pigs might fly:D

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Like I say, it's part of my community service, as we know you couldn't afford me, if forced to pay what I'm worth.

;)

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Oh come on its only running a bar:D

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It's working!

The moaning is being contained.

:D

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I am not, I AM NOT wearing a hairnet !! Hope you have a set of dominoes, can play a mean game when I am in the mood.

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A nice little Minnie or Martha type hat then?

:rolleyes::D

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No, thank you .. do you think this is too much ? :

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Blooming hek, the price tag on that is £140 !

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Only you could carry that creation off.

Though make sure no one throws you in the canal, if they fancy trying their hand at fly fishing.

:D

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It tickles your fancy then ... :D:D

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That'll depend on what you're planning on doing.

:eek:

YouTube - Drinking Bird

:D

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Laying on 'turns' now are we?
Kate can drink faster than that :D

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We can organise a face off.

Katex takes on all comers.

YouTube - Drinking Bird Face Off

:D:p:D

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Can i have a nice drink please ,or is this bar just for the riff raff....:idunno:

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Suppose with it been an old fashioned pub i'll have a port and lemon please. Best make it a double.

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nah granny lords like i are in it.:D

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Do you sell Lancaster Bomber? Love that!!!!!!!!

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Double port or double lemon?

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LETS HAVE A SING SONG,,,,,,:drunk: :balloon3: :balloon2: :balloon: :alc:,,,ROLL OUT THE BARRELL....:theband:

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i shall sing fer ya - Me aunty mary had a canary.:theband:

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If they don't, complain, until they get some in for you.

:D

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How about a verse or two of 'Mary Hold The Candle While I Shave The Chicken's Leg'?

If we're back in time then I'll have a pint of Mann's Brown Ale please.

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Back in time, eh ... mine's a pint of Duttons bitter.

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If you don't mind a reformed Scally coming in ? A pint of Brown Mild & what time does the "Fella with the Crabs" come in ?? :D :D

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wont be long afore Pies have come

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I AM GOING IN THE POSH ROOM THANKS,,,ITS GETTING TOO ROUDY IN HERE,,,...............................
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Will ya' please more coyal on t'fire. Geddin' chilly.

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about time some class landed welcome lass.

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YouTube - Ena Sharples' Guide To The N.H.S.

:rolleyes::D

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Sorry, not great picture quality, but a hilarious script.

I think we should have built an Accy Web Snug years ago.

:rolleyes::p

YouTube - Coronation Street - Clip 10 - Martha, Ena and Minnie

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Ok .. but keep that Spuggie out .. would have no brasses left within a couple of hours !

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i just hope jen aint reading that, cos she's a little angel NOT A BRASS.:D

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I see Mick was the first in? can see the resemblance lol!!

Rindy have we got a pot going for wakes week?

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thank you cashy ....someone else who agrees with me ... :D:D:D

kate spugs is safely tucked up in bed .. and has been since 10pm... all i can say is whoever is last in put the snick down .. then he cant get in :D:D:D