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garinda 19-04-2010 00:32

The Snug.
 
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Welcome to the Accrington Web Snug.

A place in which people can have a little moan, and grumble, about the state of the world today.

Drinks are charged at 'the good old day's' prices.

Spitting is allowed, providing the spittoon is used.

Swearing isn't permitted, as ladies are allowed in, if they're of reputable character.

A jar is kept behind the bar to collect fines for those whose mouth runs away with them.

Ashtrays are provided on the bar, and at the tables.

The barman's a bit Mutt and Jeff, so feel free to bend his ear, just don't expect much banter back.

Lock ins by request.

I expect this place to be packed out, with standing room only some nights.

;)

flashy 19-04-2010 00:34

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mine's half a stout if you're buying Gaz ;) (don't have a clue why i said that)

garinda 19-04-2010 00:35

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Oh, and there's free newspapers on the rack by the door, but only the Daily Mail, at present.

garinda 19-04-2010 00:36

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Originally Posted by flashy (Post 807811)
mine's half a stout if you're buying Gaz ;) (don't have a clue why i said that)

Milk stout?

I'll bring it to your table.

:D

beechy 19-04-2010 05:09

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does your establishment have a smoke room ?
and a piano for the free and easy

:theband:

garinda 19-04-2010 07:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by beechy (Post 807817)
does your establishment have a smoke room ?
and a piano for the free and easy

:theband:

Smoking is allowed in the Snug.

There isn't a piano, as people wouldn't be able to hear themselves moan.

The only thing here that's free and easy, collects glasses at the weekend.

vera 19-04-2010 08:27

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Was going to ask for a lager, but as there are no flights at the moment, i will go without. Thanks anyway :cool:

cashman 19-04-2010 08:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by beechy (Post 807817)
does your establishment have a smoke room ?
and a piano for the free and easy

:theband:

Aint he's pub, if only the "Daily Mail" jaysay owns it, rindys just runnin it fer him.:D

garinda 19-04-2010 08:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by vera (Post 807828)
Was going to ask for a lager, but as there are no flights at the moment, i will go without. Thanks anyway :cool:

There's one paid on for you hun, just as soon as you can get over.

:D

garinda 19-04-2010 08:35

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 807829)
jaysay owns it, rindys just runnin it fer him.:D

It's part of my community service.

:o:D

cashman 19-04-2010 08:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 807833)
It's part of my community service.

:o:D

Why ya been Tagged n got n ASBO?:D

jaysay 19-04-2010 09:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 807829)
Aint he's pub, if only the "Daily Mail" jaysay owns it, rindys just runnin it fer him.:D

:eek::eek::eek: Can't be mine cashy, Garinda running it for me, ya reght, pigs might fly:D

garinda 19-04-2010 09:37

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 807849)
:eek::eek::eek: Can't be mine cashy, Garinda running it for me, ya reght, pigs might fly:D

Like I say, it's part of my community service, as we know you couldn't afford me, if forced to pay what I'm worth.

;)

jaysay 19-04-2010 09:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 807852)
Like I say, it's part of my community service, as we know you couldn't afford me, if forced to pay what I'm worth.

;)

Oh come on its only running a bar:D

garinda 19-04-2010 09:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 807858)
Oh come on its only running a bar:D

It's working!

The moaning is being contained.

:D

katex 19-04-2010 10:20

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I am not, I AM NOT wearing a hairnet !! Hope you have a set of dominoes, can play a mean game when I am in the mood.

garinda 19-04-2010 10:28

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 807868)
I am not, I AM NOT wearing a hairnet !!

A nice little Minnie or Martha type hat then?

:rolleyes::D

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katex 19-04-2010 10:39

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 807872)
A nice little Minnie or Martha type hat then?

:rolleyes::D

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No, thank you .. do you think this is too much ? :

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Blooming hek, the price tag on that is £140 !

garinda 19-04-2010 10:41

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 807876)
No, thank you .. do you think this is too much :

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Blooming hek, the price tag on that is £140 !

Only you could carry that creation off.

Though make sure no one throws you in the canal, if they fancy trying their hand at fly fishing.

:D

katex 19-04-2010 10:45

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 807877)
Only you could carry that creation off.

Though make sure no one throws you in the canal, if they fancy trying their hand at fly fishing.

:D

It tickles your fancy then ... :D:D

garinda 19-04-2010 10:52

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 807879)
It tickles your fancy then ... :D:D

That'll depend on what you're planning on doing.

:eek:

YouTube - Drinking Bird

:D

MargaretR 19-04-2010 11:32

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Laying on 'turns' now are we?
Kate can drink faster than that :D

garinda 19-04-2010 11:48

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 807883)
Laying on 'turns' now are we?
Kate can drink faster than that :D

We can organise a face off.

Katex takes on all comers.

YouTube - Drinking Bird Face Off

:D:p:D

grannyclaret 19-04-2010 17:47

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Can i have a nice drink please ,or is this bar just for the riff raff....:idunno:

Sara 19-04-2010 18:01

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Suppose with it been an old fashioned pub i'll have a port and lemon please. Best make it a double.

cashman 19-04-2010 19:21

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 807978)
Can i have a nice drink please ,or is this bar just for the riff raff....:idunno:

nah granny lords like i are in it.:D

Barrie Yates 19-04-2010 19:50

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Do you sell Lancaster Bomber? Love that!!!!!!!!

Barrie Yates 19-04-2010 19:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara (Post 807981)
Suppose with it been an old fashioned pub i'll have a port and lemon please. Best make it a double.

Double port or double lemon?

grannyclaret 19-04-2010 21:56

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LETS HAVE A SING SONG,,,,,,:drunk: :balloon3: :balloon2: :balloon: :alc:,,,ROLL OUT THE BARRELL....:theband:

cashman 19-04-2010 23:12

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i shall sing fer ya - Me aunty mary had a canary.:theband:

garinda 19-04-2010 23:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 808006)
Do you sell Lancaster Bomber? Love that!!!!!!!!


If they don't, complain, until they get some in for you.

:D

Ken Moss 20-04-2010 11:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 808050)
LETS HAVE A SING SONG,,,,,,:drunk: :balloon3: :balloon2: :balloon: :alc:,,,ROLL OUT THE BARRELL....:theband:

How about a verse or two of 'Mary Hold The Candle While I Shave The Chicken's Leg'?

If we're back in time then I'll have a pint of Mann's Brown Ale please.

Eric 21-04-2010 06:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Moss (Post 808198)
How about a verse or two of 'Mary Hold The Candle While I Shave The Chicken's Leg'?

If we're back in time then I'll have a pint of Mann's Brown Ale please.

Back in time, eh ... mine's a pint of Duttons bitter.

DaveinGermany 21-04-2010 17:15

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If you don't mind a reformed Scally coming in ? A pint of Brown Mild & what time does the "Fella with the Crabs" come in ?? :D :D

beechy 21-04-2010 17:38

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wont be long afore Pies have come

grannyclaret 21-04-2010 21:51

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I AM GOING IN THE POSH ROOM THANKS,,,ITS GETTING TOO ROUDY IN HERE,,,...............................
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katex 21-04-2010 23:12

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Will ya' please more coyal on t'fire. Geddin' chilly.

cashman 21-04-2010 23:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by katex (Post 808758)
Will ya' please more coyal on t'fire. Geddin' chilly.

about time some class landed welcome lass.

garinda 21-04-2010 23:24

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YouTube - Ena Sharples' Guide To The N.H.S.

:rolleyes::D

garinda 21-04-2010 23:28

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Sorry, not great picture quality, but a hilarious script.

I think we should have built an Accy Web Snug years ago.

:rolleyes::p

YouTube - Coronation Street - Clip 10 - Martha, Ena and Minnie

katex 22-04-2010 00:06

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808763)
Sorry, not great picture quality, but a hilarious script.

I think we should have built an Accy Web Snug years ago.

:rolleyes::p

Ok .. but keep that Spuggie out .. would have no brasses left within a couple of hours !

cashman 23-04-2010 18:50

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 808767)
Ok .. but keep that Spuggie out .. would have no brasses left within a couple of hours !

i just hope jen aint reading that, cos she's a little angel NOT A BRASS.:D

cherokee 23-04-2010 22:36

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I see Mick was the first in? can see the resemblance lol!!

Rindy have we got a pot going for wakes week?

shillelagh 23-04-2010 23:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 809584)
i just hope jen aint reading that, cos she's a little angel


thank you cashy ....someone else who agrees with me ... :D:D:D

kate spugs is safely tucked up in bed .. and has been since 10pm... all i can say is whoever is last in put the snick down .. then he cant get in :D:D:D


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