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flashy 30-06-2010 20:23

A job with the fbi
 
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.



For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.



'We must know that you will follow your

instructions no matter what the circumstances.



Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'



The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

never shoot my wife.'



The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

for this job. Take your wife and go home.'



The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes.



The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'



Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.



'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

Beat him to death with the chair.'



MORAL:



Women are creative problem solvers. Don't mess with them




:D

cashman 30-06-2010 20:52

Re: A job with the fbi
 
class shaz, pure class.:D

jaysay 01-07-2010 09:54

Re: A job with the fbi
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 825546)
class shaz, pure class.:D

That was that woman cashy:D:D:D


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