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jaysay 16-08-2010 10:40

Tip for all cat lovers (including Less)
 
How to wash a cat

This was simply too much of a timesaver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4.
At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.



buttonsmum 16-08-2010 15:24

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Love it, That's brilliant, definitely one way to wash a cat, although you could get done for animal cruelty.

my old cat would actually sit in the bath while you shampooed and rinsed her, unlike most cats who hate water.
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Less 16-08-2010 15:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 837656)
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.



I think the toilet would have to have the cat immersed at least 3 times to come up sparkling clean.

:)

jaysay 16-08-2010 17:59

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 837700)
I think the toilet would have to have the cat immersed at least 3 times to come up sparkling clean.

:)

That good is it Less:D

davebtelford 16-08-2010 18:09

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Less 17-08-2010 06:10

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Missing one cat, last seen with head stuck in U bend of toilet, these syphonic toilets really do clear the detritous from the bowl though it took ages to push it all the way around to clear the blockage.

Even though she couldn't see me she put up a good fight with her claws flaying all around Fortunately I found a mop and was able to push her the rest of the way.

I knew that mop would be useful for something one day!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6V6NjZLrAg...let%5B1%5D.jpg

jaysay 17-08-2010 09:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 837821)
Missing one cat, last seen with head stuck in U bend of toilet, these syphonic toilets really do clear the detritous from the bowl though it took ages to push it all the way around to clear the blockage.

Even though she couldn't see me she put up a good fight with her claws flaying all around Fortunately I found a mop and was able to push her the rest of the way.

I knew that mop would be useful for something one day!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6V6NjZLrAg...let%5B1%5D.jpg

Your only supposed to wash the bloody thing Less not flush it away:D

Less 17-08-2010 09:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 837837)
Your only supposed to wash the bloody thing Less not flush it away:D

Don't try to duck under the responsibility now things have gone tit's up, your instructions clearly state:-


Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 837656)
How to wash a cat


5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.



So now you owe me for one obedient, loving, pedigree cat, a pint in the Railway will more than cover it.
:thepint:

jaysay 17-08-2010 09:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 837852)
Don't try to duck under the responsibility now things have gone tit's up, your instructions clearly state:-




So now you owe me for one obedient, loving, pedigree cat, a pint in the Railway will more than cover it.
:thepint:

Ya never know Less that may happen, I am working on it :alright:

Tealeaf 17-08-2010 11:21

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I've a better idea. Just chuck the cat in the canal and if it comes out it will probably be a bit cleaner than when it went in and if it doesn't get another cat.


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