Originally Posted by Less (Post 847066)

I'm sat in the pub minding my own business this 'Lady of the night', approaches me, now at the time I didn't know her profession and I must admit for a few moments I thought my luck was in, (it was broad daylight, why is she known as a lady of the night?).

She wasn't young and she wasn't what I'd call a looker, but she was tidy.
Being old and innocent I didn't realise at first where she was taking the conversation, but she said she could give me a good time for £30, (is that the going rate? Or was she being kind to me?).
Anyway I was surprisingly chuffed a woman paying attention to me for SEX!

I eventually declined, I told her it's too much effort, she asked is it the price? We can talk about the price.

No I replied, it would be too much effort because I'd have to go home for a bath first!

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 847077)

and powder your creases....:D:D:D

Originally Posted by Less (Post 847066)

I'm sat in the pub minding my own business this 'Lady of the night', approaches me, now at the time I didn't know her profession and I must admit for a few moments I thought my luck was in, (it was broad daylight, why is she known as a lady of the night?).

She wasn't young and she wasn't what I'd call a looker, but she was tidy.
Being old and innocent I didn't realise at first where she was taking the conversation, but she said she could give me a good time for £30, (is that the going rate? Or was she being kind to me?).
Anyway I was surprisingly chuffed a woman paying attention to me for SEX!

I eventually declined, I told her it's too much effort, she asked is it the price? We can talk about the price.

No I replied, it would be too much effort because I'd have to go home for a bath first!

Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 847099)

Tha shud a gin her the 30 quid an towd er to go to Specsavers.

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:hidewall: Retlaw :hidewall:
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 847080)

Gosh Margaret, you know what a man wants, what are you up to and can you afford the taxi fare for me to get there?

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 847125)

Of course I do Less.......they want a good home cooked meal, a pint of something cold with condensation on the glass, a pretty smiling wench to serve it(and perhaps them).......a good program on the TV(possibly a footie match with their team winning) and then a warm welcome under the duvet. Simple souls they are....pleased by simple things....a bit like babies. If they are fed, winded, warmed and entertained they are usually no trouble.
Alas Less I already have one male in my life......and sometimes I would swop him for two empty pop bottles.....so I courteously decline your offer for me to pay the taxi fare for a back scrub and a powdering of your creases...we would both get into a lot of trouble!:D:D:D

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 847126)

And I hate to say this.......it wouldn't be worth it!

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 847142)

I have a little something that might help you out with that.............:D(the not sleeping)

A hammer!

Originally Posted by Less (Post 847066)

...I didn't realise at first where she was taking the conversation, but she said she could give me a good time for £30, (is that the going rate? Or was she being kind to me?).
Anyway I was surprisingly chuffed a woman paying attention to me for SEX!...