God, That Is Awful!!!!
 

Just arrived home, the establishment I was in happens to be one I was in last Sunday.

The conversation went similar to this:-

Them Ah Less, you've won the raffle.

Raffle, what raffle?

Them the Sunday raffle, we forced your fist open and got a bent 50p.

I don't remember.

Them well you've got a bottle of wine,

(at this point I noticed his lips quivering as he tried to control himself).

I read the label, I ignored who it was made by, after all Corn Flakes are invented by a Gentleman that is against self pleasure, (us single guys must be careful),
This blend is a medium bodied wine displaying rich plum & blackcurrant flavours with a smooth finish.

Oh yes I had the smooth finish, it came up almost as quickly as it went down, it is/was the most sower wine I have forced myself to drink, (Yes, I've forced a few).

Somehow, because after all, this was a red wine, they won't want me to describe their white wine.

But what the hey, any free samples...