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Less 01-02-2011 21:29
My Left Foot
 
Anyone remember the film?

Well, I must admit my left foot is costing me a fortune, by the end of the day no matter how trimmed I keep my big toe nail, I end up with a hole in the front of that sock!
No problem with the right foot or the heels.

Other than amputation of the offending toe, any ideas?
:D

katex 01-02-2011 21:40
Re: My Left Foot
 
Everybody has one foot slightly larger than the other and that is why causing a problem.

Solution ? No idea ... buy better quality socks with a high tensile strength. :)

garinda 01-02-2011 21:48
Re: My Left Foot
 
Sounds like the right sock is made of much stronger material, than the left one.

Swap socks, and problem solved.

:D

garinda 01-02-2011 21:49
Re: My Left Foot
 
....or walk on your hands, and wear golves.

garinda 01-02-2011 21:53
Re: My Left Foot
 
...or join a circus, and make money from your freaky digit, to buy extra socks.

:eek::D:eek:

garinda 01-02-2011 21:57
Re: My Left Foot
 
Use a heavy duty pumice stone, to try and make all toes a more uniform length.

http://www.notafreak.com/images/toes/big-toe.jpg

Retlaw 01-02-2011 23:03
Re: My Left Foot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda (Post 879990)
Use a heavy duty pumice stone, to try and make all toes a more uniform length.

http://www.notafreak.com/images/toes/big-toe.jpg
Who shaved the hair of that gorilla's legs

jaysay 02-02-2011 09:09
Re: My Left Foot
 
Think amputation is the only answer Less:D:D

cashman 02-02-2011 09:14
Re: My Left Foot
 
don't wear socks, problem solved n more money fer beer.:D

jaysay 02-02-2011 09:39
Re: My Left Foot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 880037)
don't wear socks, problem solved n more money fer beer.:D
Though he may have picked up some sandals when in Egypt, we could then genuinely call him God :bow8::bow8::bow8:

Less 02-02-2011 10:09
Re: My Left Foot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 880049)
Though he may have picked up some sandals when in Egypt, we could then genuinely call him God :bow8::bow8::bow8:
As you know Jay God in Egypt is known as Ra,

Well, I noticed whenever I was leaving an establishment over there I would often overhear one of the natives saying, "he's leaving", this would generate an enquiry from the rest in unison asking, "who? Ra?"



I'll grab my Galabya on the way out!

jaysay 02-02-2011 10:25
Re: My Left Foot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Less (Post 880054)
As you know Jay God in Egypt is known as Ra,

Well, I noticed whenever I was leaving an establishment over there I would often overhear one of the natives saying, "he's leaving", this would generate an enquiry from the rest in unison asking, "who? Ra?"



I'll grab my Galabya on the way out!
Ya daft sod:D:D:D

mallard 02-02-2011 16:34
Re: My Left Foot
 
Well you have a few anser,s there let,s hope one will help you

Less 02-02-2011 16:38
Re: My Left Foot
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mallard (Post 880121)
Well you have a few anser,s there let,s hope one will help you
Somehow I get the feeling, no-one really wanted to help.

They just needed somewhere to extract the pee until the toilets open again down town.
:)


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