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its a practice one ... see how many you get ... the pass rate is 75% ...

me i failed miserably i think ... i got 14/24 and 58%

Life in the United Kingdom - The Official Practice Citizenship Test


so does this mean i have to leave the country ... :D:D:D

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I only got 50% 12 out of 24. What the heck have half the questions asked got to do with Citizenship, i.e. What year were women first allowed to divorce their husbands? :confused::confused:

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I got 38%:D But that's ok ... I'm happy where I am:dancedog:

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Well if you do so do I, i GOT 54% too:D:D but what blood silly questions:rolleyes:

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You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)




Time to claim political asylum, I think.

:rolleyes:

I wonder which publicly funded onanist sat in Whitehall, deciding on those pathetic questions?

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Should be asking questions like why don't Lancastrians like Yorkshire men, what year did a Brit last win a singles title at Wimbledon, what was the name of the dog who found the world cup, and how long was Queen Victoria on the throne.

Proper questions, about Britain.

You would more than likely want to avoid the sad sap who passed this test.

You certainly wouldn't want them on your quiz team, down the boozer.

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Who the ell dreamed up those questions to qualify for Citizenship, a woolly minded liberal is my guess.
Retlaw.

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Mr Grey.

Grey suit.

Grey skin.

Tucks his vest into his grey pants.

Index linked pension. Sadly more gold plated than grey.

Catches the 17.57 train from Liverpool St. to Grays, Essex.

Sat with his dinner on a tray, back at Grey Gables, by 19.24.

Sound asleep by 23.30 on the dot, after watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

Colourful character.

:D

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What a load of Cobblers, just as well I'm living abroad. :D

Being British isn't about answering some questions, it's a state of mind, attitude & mentality. (Oh & being born here helps too ;))

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the spugster has took it twice .... the first time he got 14/24 ... the second time he got 13 ...:D:D:D

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But he's a Jockeen ! :D Thought they were a nationality all of their own :s_aim1:
(See you ! Am no English by tha' wa, am a Scote !)

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hes now going up ... 67% and 71%:D:D

though he says hes going the wrong way ... hes trying for 0!!!!:D:D:D

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Failed! Can I leave now please?

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I just got 67%.

Absolute garbage.

If this country had immigration controls, there would be no need for this bureaucratic rubbish and jobs for the boys.

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Not one question about how to form an orderly queue.

How to chat nicely about the weather.

Decide who's worse, bankers or politicans?

Discuss why the country's gone to the dogs.

Who was the greatest cricketer of all time?

No questions at all, about what it really means to be British.

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One thing is for sure - those same questions with answers are on line (for a fee payable of $50 US) - in Nigeria, Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan & India.

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11-24 n don't give a rats,its utter garbage.:rolleyes:

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Oh dear, only 10 out of 24 -will they let me in next time i want to visit? Am sure civil servants will get these all right -but why for example was there a question on the EU? What's that got to do with British citizenship?
I have never taken Italian citizenship even though i've been here nearly half of my lifetime - have always said that I don't feel like an italian -I now wonder if I've lost my identity in some way and can no longer claim to be British. I do still have an Accrington accent though despite 3 yrs in Liverpool, 2 in Oxford and 24 in Italy....Help!

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Very re-assuring -it's not just me then...:eek:

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No it aint, but worry not Cashy will let yer in when yeh fancy a visit.:D

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We'll mis ya:D

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Could you pass the citizenship test?

Could you pass a UK Citizenship test? Take our quiz - Get West London

I scored 11/20 (2-3 'guessed' correctly)....

....Guess who's getting deported :D

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I got 12 outa 20.:eek:

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16 the other 4 I would have needed to consult an interpreter to understand. (Which I believe is my right).

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Got 18 out of 20 but three were guesses

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I don't need to I can prove my right to live and work here.
It will be interesting what happens if the Scots go independent. All UK companies have to be able to prove their employees have a right to work in the UK. Treaties will have to be agreed on before they can work in England after they become their own Country.

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If the scots go Independant, i will show me arse to the Town Hall Clock,

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Whatever they decide I hope it will stop them moaning on about it for good

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That should stop it:D Seem to remember a similar one: "I will show my ass ... oops, "arse" .... in Burton's window."

I got 19:alright: Not bad for a colonial;)

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Well you have to keep yourself up to date in case things go tips up where you are living and need to come running to us for asylum.:cool:

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Leave Canada for the UK? Let me think about that ..... :rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

Ok ... done thinking. No "Wagons East" for me.

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Would your shack have a granny flat?
I won't cost much to feed and I can bring my pension with me.
:rolleyes:

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Come on Mr C you went to a good school, how many a's in independent?