Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

What do you call first Afghan off the boat?
AMHERE

What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
AMHERE AZWEL

What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
AMHERE AZWEL AZHIM



:eek:

re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

the old ones are the best

re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

Perhaps this should go in Anything goes -quite funny though!

re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

Amused me, but then I'm simple & enjoy simple things, that's probably why I like so many of you on here ! :hidewall: :thankya::D

re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

very amusing, made me chuckle

Re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

What a coincidence; that's what my girlfriend says:confused:;)

A Pakistani emigrated to Canada (After going thru the rigorous admissions process;) that is required for those wishing to share our home and native land) ... Though a muslim, he became attracted to the fundamentalist christianity of his new Canadian friends. As a result, he became a born-again Christian ... Praise Jeeezzzus:dancedog: Soon after, unfortunately, he ate some tainted moose meat and died. He went to heaven, and he knocked on the pearlies. St. Pete came to the door and, in a gruff voice, said: "What do you want, muslim":eek: (Pete is a tad politically incorrect, eh) ... Unfazed the Pakistani said: "I'm here for Jeeezzzus":alright:

St. Peter turned around and yelled out: "Hey, Jesus, your cab's here".:hidewall:

Re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

Like that one Eric

Joke of the day
 

Pretty young girl:"If I go up to your room do you promise to be good

Young man "Why I promise to be FANTASTIC!"

Re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

my drawers are on the line.....drying:D:D:D. You Nawdy boys!

Re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

Nice to see a good reaction

Re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

A gang of P'keys turn up at the Pearly gates & St Peters straight on the defensive
"Oi you can't park those Caravans there & I'm sorry but we don't let P'keys in here anyway !"
"Aw go on Mister there's nowhere else for us to go" says one
"Alright, I'll have a word with the boss & see what he says" says St.Peter
So off he wanders gets on the blower & has a word comes back 2 minutes later then goes back to phone the Man again.
"They're gone !" he say to God
"What the Gypo's ?" Asks God
"No the bloody gates !!!" replies Peter ;) :D

Re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

Late breaking news: Toronto City police found a bomb outside a mosque in downtown Toronto today ... the bomb squad arrived, and the brave men of TO's finest managed to get the bomb safely inside the mosque before it exploded:eek::alright:

Oops ... that should have been "brave men and women" ... wouldn't want to be politically incorrect, would I:rolleyes:

Re: Forum Position On Politically Incorrect Joke
 

Heard this one before ... but it is a great joke, whichever poor downtrodden minority you use ... every time I hear it I just about bust a gut.:D:D:D