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garinda

28-02-2012 16:25

Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

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Own up.

Did you always follow the rules?

If not, just how many did you break?

jaysay

28-02-2012 17:45

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973631)

Own up.

Did you always follow the rules?

If not, just how many did you break?

All of um:o

steve2qec

28-02-2012 18:17

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

They used to have a same poster at the Sports Centre swimming pool.
Strangely enough it doesn't say No Weeing....!!

MargaretR

28-02-2012 18:28

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

The stronger the chlorine smell - the more wee there is.
That's the main reason for the chlorine - I believe it gets added automatically as the wee concentration increases.

DaveinGermany

28-02-2012 18:41

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

The one with the Smokes was always a bit of a bummer, soggy fags & waterlogged matches. :D

garinda

28-02-2012 18:44

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

I could never understand the 'no petting rule', when I was a child.

I could see the man, and the woman.

But where was the pet they'd brought in?

steve2qec

28-02-2012 18:48

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973676)

I could never understand the 'no petting rule', when I was a child.

I could see the man, and the woman.

But where was the pet they'd brought in?

I remember thinking that the guy on the poster was a real bad lad....!

DaveinGermany

28-02-2012 18:51

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973676)

But where was the pet they'd brought in?

What ? You didn't see the Puppies ?? :eek:

garinda

28-02-2012 18:54

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 973684)

What ? You didn't see the Puppies ?? :eek:

No.

They must have drowned them, before I got there.

He looks the sort.

:D

Reading all the rules, I never broke any of them.

What a wuss.

cashman

28-02-2012 18:58

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

Those rules were never a problem,I never went.

DaveinGermany

28-02-2012 18:59

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973689)

No.

They must have drowned them, before I got there. :D

Don't think so mate, cos if you looked closely you could see their little brown noses bobbing along the waterline ! :D

walkinman221

28-02-2012 18:59

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 973684)

What ? You didn't see the Puppies ?? :eek:

If i was lucky on occasions, yes:D:D

DaveinGermany

28-02-2012 19:09

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 973698)

If i was lucky on occasions, yes:D:D

And did you try & stroke them ? I did, then I was kicked out :( I was only trying to stop 'em drownin' ..... Barfturds ..... kicked out ! Can you believe that ?? :eek:

walkinman221

28-02-2012 19:48

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

I know you can't help some folk, how were you to know they didn't KNEAD any help:D

MargaretR

28-02-2012 19:51

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 973722)

I know you can't help some folk, how were you to know they didn't KNEAD any help:D

The people who bake ciabatta bread don't need to knead
...and you don't need to know

DaveinGermany

28-02-2012 20:01

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 973722)

I know you can't help some folk, how were you to know they didn't KNEAD any help:D

I know, scandalous isn't it ? I was also told I could never go into the Mums & tots pool ever again ! :eek: :D

walkinman221

28-02-2012 20:04

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 973728)

I know, scandalous isn't it ? I was also told I could never go into the Mums & tots pool ever again ! :eek: :D

Thats just cruel everyone knows its warmer in there.:coffeecup:Banane30::Banane30:

Neil	28-02-2012 20:51

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 973665)

The stronger the chlorine smell - the more wee there is.
That's the main reason for the chlorine - I believe it gets added automatically as the wee concentration increases.

I don't think they have wee sensors in the water.
The chlorine levels are usually tested and adjusted as required.

DaveinGermany

28-02-2012 20:55

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 973732)

Thats just cruel everyone knows its warmer in there.:coffeecup:Banane30::Banane30:

Aye, cos all the little boogers are widdlin' in there ! :D

susie123

28-02-2012 21:24

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 973728)

I know, scandalous isn't it ? I was also told I could never go into the Mums & tots pool ever again ! :eek: :D

Were you posing as a mum or a tot at the time??

MargaretR

28-02-2012 21:31

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 973781)

Were you posing as a mum or a tot at the time??

I had visions of a beer belly and manboobs:eek:
... no doubt some men could could pass as an 'expectant' mother.

garinda

28-02-2012 21:40

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 973784)

... no doubt some men could could pass as an 'expectant' mother.

Have tattoos, and carry a Gregg's bag.

Easy.

walkinman221

28-02-2012 22:28

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973794)

Have tattoos, and carry a Gregg's bag.

Easy.

Badly spelt tattoos of course and it would now be a pound bakery bag i think:D:D

cashman

28-02-2012 22:53

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 973807)

Badly spelt tattoos of course and it would now be a pound bakery bag i think:D:D

Yer right there,The classy uns round here, the tattoos are spelt right.

DaveinGermany

01-03-2012 05:20

Re: Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 973781)

Were you posing as a mum or a tot at the time??

Neither, I was the man "Who'd come to clean the pool" ;) :eek: :D

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 973784)

I had visions of a beer belly and manboobs:eek:
... no doubt some men could could pass as an 'expectant' mother.

Ah, so you've seen my godlike physique then Marg ??? :D

(the God in question being Buddha) :)

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