Nice Suprise For Someone!
 

This van is parked near ASDA every day on the spare land.
The owner is going to be a bit miffed when he comes to collect it tonight.
Workmen have built up the soil across the roads to prevent access.
It is now surrounded with no way out,
Deary, deary me, hope he doesn't usually drive home in it.
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Gyp'os will get it

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I noticed that yesterday Less when I passed and wondered how it got there, now I realize the soil was added later.

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It's a new piece of community art.

'Overcoming Hardship in the Black and Minority Ethnic Community'.

Symbolism at it's best.

We're very lucky to have this challenging, thought provoking art work in the borough.

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Did you ring the Police when you first noticed it?

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£299 for a corner setee.....bargain!!!

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It's all a sneaky advertising ploy.

Less is the secret owner of Furnimax.

:D

Yes, I admit it, I also put those PPI and insurance adverts on the TV, I have been getting desperate since my email scam about a Nigerian bank has been getting less & less, hits from greedy victims sending me their bank details.

:)

Oh, and while I'm admitting to all my other schemes it's me that pays Michael Parkinson to appear on the adverts ripping over 50's off with useless insurance plans, but I don't feel guilty, they get a free Parker pen off me just for enquiring, (my generosity really bites into the profit margin).

;)

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What do i have to do to be eliglìbe for one? :)

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Be over 50... you're not quite there yet...:):)

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Parky gives you one of his Parker pens 'just for enquiring'.

He ups the ante, gift wise, if he gets you to use the pen, to sign on the dotted line.

:D

Yes, he ad libbed that bit in, I stop the cost of each gift from his fee.

So, the poor guy is now starving.

Would you help an ageing celebraty in his twilight years?

Mikey used to have a thriving career, then he signed up for his own over 50's plan without reading the small print, Less now screws every last penny out of him.
Could you sponser a Parkinson? Just send £5 per month, (or whatever you can afford), then we can hire the best Solicitors to represent him and perhaps get him either a second or maybe even third holiday home.

We never put a healthy interviewer down, if you do sponsor him, he will send you a newsletter twice a year, also a cuddly toy of Emu complete with never before published pictures of where Mikey stuffed Emu after the cameras stopped recording that interview.