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In view of the current level/tone of posts recently and especially today, I thought some inspiration was needed.:rolleyes:
Some insults are getting overused - find some new ones here:D Random Insults Insults at Insult-o-Matic |
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
I like lots of them :D:D |
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I put it down to your Zen being aligned with Uranus. :D |
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Congratulations; you're a perfect argument against brother-sister marriages.
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I get five-cents, every time someone uses one of my old ones, from those sites. Keep 'em rollin' in. Ching-ching. Acid ain't cheap. |
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Rhonda just MSN'd me this one
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? |
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Are anesthetists allowed to use MSN messenger whilst working? I've a good mind to report her. I bet her patient isn't laughing. (As much as me.) :D |
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You have the IQ of a salad bar ... You would starve to death, sitting outside a whorehouse waiting for the red light to change ... Your IQ is the square root of your shoe size ... By hanging around on here you are depriving some poor village of a perfectly good idiot ...
From the great Doctor Johnson: "Sir, your wife, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen property." |
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one of my favourites is - you have all the personality of a stop sign...or if you really want to insult...you have all the allure of a lavvy brush.
more of my favourites - you have the brains of a soap bubble...or If brains were elastic you wouldn't have enough to make a frogs jockstrap...or if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow the wax out of your ears. |
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"I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped. I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce." I started this thread because the insults in use were getting a bit stale and repetative - ie, dummy - pram - nappy - titty bottle etc. If we have to endure insulting rants (as we do:rolleyes:) at least lets see something new and vaguely humourous. |
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Margaret....you are a star. I have laughed so much at some of those on the Random insult website.....I'm going to award you a putty medal.(please don't wear it with your good clothes).:0
Thank you for the lovely grins you have given me today. |
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You've gathered a good stock pile of Ammo with that lot. I like nu 3.
I can see it being used in the near future. Retlaw Quote:
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some of my faves from that site--
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! :D Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... "If your parents got a divorce, would they still be brother and sister?" You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant. You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick. |
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