Uncle less's colouring page (from an idea stolen from H********life)
 

Hi, there my simple little ones would you like to do some colouring in?

Speak up uncle less can't hear you!

Now this has to be a very simple set of instructions, NOT because you would have difficulty reading them, NO, it's because, No, you at the back, it's not because Uncle Less is pi**ed again. It's because here on this site We treat the adults as if they were morons so what do you suppose we think of you?

Right so here we go, as you will see there is an attached thumbnail entitled "white rabbit in a snowdrift at the height of a blizzard."
All you have to do is print it out then get out your sharpest crayons & colour it in, You at the back your turning into a trouble maker, I don't care if your daddy can't afford a printer, if thats the case who let you in here this site isn't for you horrible poor people anyway.

Now for all you posh little darlings at the front who's mummies & daddies are in bands C and upwards & always pay their Council tax on time, please print, colour & enjoy.

Bye for now my little kiddiewiddies Uncle Less will be back again soon with another picture for you to colour called "Black cat in coal cellar on the darkest night of the year."

Re: Uncle less's colouring page (from an idea stolen from H********life)
 

Less ...................... have you been drinkin?

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IT looks like it len .............

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Anyone got a pencil sharpener? Need one to colour the picture.

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wot a good idea less it' keep the grankids amused for hours, looking for the rabbit he he he

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NOW this is just silly less and you tell lies




poor kids are looking for 1 white rabbit


if you look you can see at least 4 white rabbits

shame on you less

please DONT do this again if there are 4 rabbits please say so

Re: Uncle less's colouring page (from an idea stolen from H********life)
 

Darn, where's me rubber - I've gone outside the lines. :D

Think there's a fifth rabbit behind the snowman he didnt tell us about Mick!

Re: Uncle less's colouring page (from an idea stolen from H********life)
 

Which snowman? I found two.

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The one next to the igloo of course! :D

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Thanks for that Cazzer shall see if i can find the fifth rabbit now

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Well I’ll be a son of a gun.
What’s going on in here has the world gone mad. What rabbits?

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I definately have 3 rabbits. 1 next to the snowman, 1 next to the igloo and 1 next to the glacier but I can't find the others.
Does anyone have a couple of crayons????:D

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Sorry Folks, that was my mistake the first picture I put up was for the 7 to 10 year olds this is the one for you in the three & a half to six year olds section. (Guaranteed just one rabbit).
:p

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He is lying again there is 1 rabbit and 1 white cat

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I think there's a yeti behind the polar bear.

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O.K. Kiddies Uncle Less knows you won't have had time finish the first picture, I was going to save this for tomorrow then you'd have something to do on that long Sunday afternoon while it's raining, but I'm going to be in Church tomorrow afternoon so I'll put it on now but don't start it until tomorrow o.k., You promise? GOOD.

I thought with this one being a bit more difficult we would colour by numbers, do you think you can manage that? Well, thats really clever of you. Below is the key to the colours Just put that colour where you see the number & to make it a bit easier I've put one that I did earlier next to it so you can see what it looks like when it's finished.

1 is Green

2 is Black

Can you remember what this one is called? Thats right, Black cat in coal cellar on darkest night of the year.

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Just found a white mouse on the first one.

Won't start the second one until tomorrow, honest. Anyway it looks quite difficult as i need two colours and i will need help counting to two.

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thats one big cat eye there uncle less

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I've just seen a polar bear in the first piccy, I think it might be bol...k-naked. :eek:


Does that make it a polar bare? :confused: :D

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What's the green thing in the cellar?

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I've used tippex to colour in the first one cos I couldn't find my crayons and now I feel quite dizzy & sick!!! Uncle Less - why didn't you warn me of the dangers???

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That's definately a health and safety issue Shortstuff, we'll have to get HBC to come in and spend a gzillion quid on a risk assessment for the safety of Tippex fumes.:D

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And obviously I'll be needing a few thousand quid for compensation!

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It's a cats eye of course cats eyes always seem to glow in the dark!

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That's a very large one-eyed cat!

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Yes it's a drawing of my old tom cat, always was short sighted & then he was unlucky enough to lose his good eye in a fight So he has to get very close to see you in the dark.:yelrotflm

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it depends which end of the cat your all looking at

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Aaaaagh! Is little Shortstuff feeling a bit peeky 'cos of that nasty tip-ex? Diddums 'den, come and sit down next to Uncle Less & he'll try to explain why ickle girlywirlies shouldn't mess with those things.
O.K. are you sitting comfe rtably? Good, then I'll begin:-
Whatever (SLAP), you (SLAP), do (SLAP), don't (SLAP), play (SLAP), with (SLAP), things (SLAP), that (SLAP), can (SLAP), hurt (SLAP), you (SLAP)!!!!!!

Oh, and one (SLAP), more thing (SLAP)...........................STOP SLAPPING ME!
:hitting8:

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I suppose you'll be making a counter-claim against me!!!

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Hello again my little cherubs, it's Uncle Less back with a brand new colouring competition for you all to join in.


Now first of all I would like you to go to the following link:-

http://www.yourbelief.co.uk/

There you will find a poster done in a way that we know you will be able to improve upon. The competition is open to all ages & allowances will be made if you are actually in the advertising industry, (after all no-one on here wants to take advantage of those poor little dears), so what we would like you to do is get out your paint programs and create something more fitting to our site.

If when you have finished you want to know where to stick it, I'm sure that that Nice Mr. Tealeaf, or Uncle A-Bob will point you in the right direction. Alternatively feel free to send it here:-

mailto:[email protected]


That's all for now my dears if you don't hear from me for a while it will be because those Nasty men with iron bars have been round to find out if I like hospital food.

:cool: :rofl38: :whack: :wave: :hesoff:

Re: Uncle less's colouring page (from an idea stolen from H********life)
 

uncle less i need some help wi me colours????????

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I am a bit behind on this one. Who is the albino in the white suit in the first picture?

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Father Christmas on one of his 364 days (nights) off.
:)

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Right uncle less i have just finished the second picture can we have another one please ?
mine does not look like the one uncle less put on though:s_basque::s_cry:

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There would appear to be some influence from Less here, dont know if it comes from the original idea, or the alcahol though! :D :p

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It just shows how Accy Web was more fun then.
Now we are living through times when we are subjected to fear, and having fun is harder

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Its not finished, what about the polar bear and the snow buntings, you can just see their eyes if you look close, as long as they don't blink. Them bloody white rabbits kept moving.
Retlaw.
:theband:

Re: Uncle less's colouring page (from an idea stolen from H********life)
 

Who is subjected to fear?
I don't feel afraid to have fun. Maybe its just you.

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Pandemic flu and terrorism - pushed at you daily on tv - I unplugged my tv a few days ago, so will likely be 'having fun' again soon:rolleyes:

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I don't believe everything I see on TV or read in the papers.

Although after seeing Mythbusters the other week I am having second thoughts, maybe the Yanks did get to the moon after all.

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Which moon though? The rock in the sky or the one on the street at the weekend?

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While waiting for uncle less i have been practicing with the picture he asked us to colour in

COME ON UNCLE LESS I NEED ANOTHER PICTURE TO PAINT
and please add the numbers and what colour to paint it please:)
i could only see one rabbit though.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...-life-cat2.jpg