I Owe My Mother Part 2
 

My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once,I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world,and I can take you out.."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait till we get home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes,they are going to get stuck that way."

My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on;don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,don't come running to me."

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:p could of just posted this in the other thread rather than making another

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Doe's that matter

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Not really as far as i'm concerned, if yeh had done that, It would have made a very long post n many can't be bothered reading em, Thats my 2 pennyworth.

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No Cashy, the posts were on different days. What Restless means is he should have put post no 1 of this second thread on the thread he created before on the same subject. I had thought exactly the same but was too lazy to post it. :rolleyes:;)

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Why

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I am well aware they were on different days, My view stands.:rolleyes: Someone mentioned the Internet Police the other day n i was too lazy to respond to that.:rolleyes:

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Yeah Cashy, my blue light's flashing! Or perhaps it should be something else. :p:flasher8:

Just think it's a bit daft to start a thread and then only put one post in it if it's related to something else.

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Maybe we need a bit of daftness? (is that a word)

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Certainly is a word. There have been a few daft threads on here lately, thank goodness... Alcohol/canal for a start.

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In Anything Goes Daft is more or less mandatory.:D

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There speaks experience

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I am not bothered personally but on other forums you would of got a warning. On XDA u may have been banned. :)

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Who is xda why are you using text.

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I mean in forums generally. Accyweb is more relaxed in that aspect. Didn't mean anything by it :)

XDA is the name of a forum for android development. I have seen people banned there for posting "thanks" in a thread

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yes exactly :)

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Why did you post it then?

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Everynow and again I like to give hints and tips. :p

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How about these then?

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables,you will never grow up."

My mother taught me genetics "Your just like your father."

My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age,you'll understand."

My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids,and I hope they turn out just like you."

My mother taught me CHOICE "Do you want me to stop this car."


And that's the last.