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A day without sunshine is like night.

On the other hand,you have different fingers.

He who laughs last,thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable,except from vending machines.

If you think nobdy cares,try missing a couple of payments.

When everything is coming your way,you're in the wrong lane.

Eagles may soar,but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death,twice.

Inside every older person is a young person wondering,'What the heck happened.
Light travels faster than sound.That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Courtesy of Laurel and Hardy: you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

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Do not ask for credit as a smack in the mouth may offend

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Man with two hands in pocket not feel too cocky.

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When you go to a donkey’s house, don’t talk about ears. – Jamaican Proverb ;)

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Just remember if the world didn't suck,we would all fall off.

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Confucius he say man who makes love to woman on hillside is not on level

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Confucius he say man who eats beans and pees on same plate is unhygienic

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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Support bacteria.There the only culture most people have.

Hard work pays off in the future.Laziness pays off now.

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Better to light a candle than curse in the dark

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Consider possibilities or live a life of surprises.

If something is possible it likely happens.

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I ain't won the lottery Margaret:D

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Garfield the wise. ;)