Text talk for the elderly.
 

OLD AGE TEXTING CODES:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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Wonderful, I shall try to memorise them and use them in future.
WWWTA?
WHAT WHERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

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PMSL - post menopausal silly lady

Me I guess!

LMFAO - lucid mind, for an oldie

Also me, I hope!

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Love them Kate...but will I remember them?

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Remember um Margaret, I've printed um out and they're now on my wall:D

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One for you Jaysay:

GOFAL .. Get off my airline ([email protected])

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Um with refer that to Mick:D

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shouldn't that be TBYOLG ? ;) :D

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:confused:Na you've lose me there Dave;)

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Okay here's a clue, the first word -Thirteen ........... any the wiser now ? :D

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tbyolg

thirteen bloody years of local government??? lol

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If he is wiser, I apologise for all I have ever said against him.

Perhaps we need the code breakers from WWII?

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Thanks Dave will make a note and it will save me writing it in full, in fact why didn't you suggest it earier, just think of the time and energy you'd have saved me:D

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Ooh, a gnats nadger away there Shaz, :D just change the "local" & you're bang on there Girl. ;) :)

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IMDWUTETAD - Im my day we used to eat tripe and drippings

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TSNAOSPRFR
Here is one for you:D














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Nw dat iz a rulz 2 liv bi :hesoff: :D