On The Way Home...
 

...I called into ASDA getting something easy to eat.

When I'd been served I thanked the young lady and complimented her on her smile.


Oh boy was that wrong,

'What do you mean by that?' said she.

Well, I was happy with your service and the way you smiled at me, I replied.

Everyone smiles here she replied, it doesn't matter who the customer is!

Sorry I reply, I thought I was giving a compliment for how you'd served me.

Tell you what, I pity the next person that beeps my goods through, they will have a rough time.
:mad:

Re: On The Way Home...
 

you need to stop shopping at Asda, all you seem to get is grief

Re: On The Way Home...
 

True, but where could I be treated so badly by women?

It would cost a fortune to pay a prostitute for the abuse I get there, free of charge!
;)

Re: On The Way Home...
 

She thought she was being chatted up by a dirty old man. :D