Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

Answer these question honestly, then try and deny that you've got a dirty mind... :rolleyes:

QUESTIONS

1-What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2-What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3-What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4-What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5-Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6-What does a dog do that you can step into?
7-What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8-What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9-What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10-What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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ANSWERS

1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty pound note
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

I got 2 right - I'm not as dirty minded as I thought!!!

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

What the heck is an Almond Joy candy bar? :D

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

Ooooh dammit!!!!! I also got 2 wrong. I thought the answer to question 8 was a Snickers and question 3 was a £50... Never mind, at least my mind is pure. :D ;)

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

No Lettie - I got two right, not wrong. I totally picked the rude answers to the rest of the questions!

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

I am a Naughty boy! Only got 2 right!!!!!!

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

Ooops sorry.... I totally misread the post. That's what red wine does to my eyesight.:rolleyes:

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

Try this Lettie it just might help

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/s...ead.php?t=6347

:cool:

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

I got one right.:)

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

oh dear i got 2 right

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

i got nothing right

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

I got about four right, but it doesn't mean I haven't got a dirty mind!

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

I didn't get any! http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...entid=71&stc=1

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

Nice one, Len! :lol: :rofl38: :lol:

Re: Hands up, who's got a dirty mind?
 

A Girls First Time.

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses, but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'? :rolleyes: :D