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Mick 26-03-2013 05:23

Are they sure they got there facts right ?
 
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Saw this in the Telegraph last night
I think they should check there facts first:D:D

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flashy 26-03-2013 07:30

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Haha, silly paper

jaysay 26-03-2013 07:43

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Honest I didn't write the article:D

cashman 26-03-2013 08:00

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Understandable, She looked that owd.

Sunflower49 26-03-2013 08:01

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They didn't get their words right, either.

jaysay 26-03-2013 08:17

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1049095)
Understandable, She looked that owd.

and crusty:rolleyes:

Studio25 26-03-2013 08:45

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1049096)
They didn't get their words right, either.

"who's"

Well spotted

DtheP47 26-03-2013 08:51

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Originally Posted by Studio25 (Post 1049102)
"who's"

Well spotted

Yes but the spelling nazi and grammar guru never pointed out Mick's boo boo either.;)

*The tide must be out in Morecambe" ;)

Sunflower49 26-03-2013 09:27

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Originally Posted by Studio25 (Post 1049102)
"who's"

Well spotted

Lol pet hate-especially in a newspaper! No wonder folk get it wrong-they're exposed to it wrong!

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1049104)
Yes but the spelling nazi and grammar guru never pointed out Mick's boo boo either.;)

I did notice it-but I'm scared of mods :D

DtheP47 26-03-2013 09:39

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1049110)
Lol pet hate-especially in a newspaper! No wonder folk get it wrong-they're exposed to it wrong!



:D

You read this book sm?

Eats, Shoots & Leaves - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

gpick24 26-03-2013 09:56

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1049113)
You read this book sm?

Eats, Shoots & Leaves - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

I remember a much different version to that joke doing the rounds at school, I think it would need to go in over 18s section though.(or is it 18`s):D

Sunflower49 26-03-2013 10:21

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1049113)
You read this book sm?


The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

I haven't! I've heard a lot about it though-is it worth a read do you think?


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Originally Posted by gpick24 (Post 1049114)
I remember a much different version to that joke doing the rounds at school, I think it would need to go in over 18s section though.(or is it 18`s):D

I'm familiar with that too :p

DtheP47 26-03-2013 10:47

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Originally Posted by sugarmouse0707 (Post 1049117)
I haven't! I've heard a lot about it though-is it worth a read do you think

Definately worth getting hold of :D
says DtheP47 who will read absolutely anything from a cornflake packet to a manga comic :D

susie123 26-03-2013 10:48

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1049104)
Yes but the spelling nazi and grammar guru never pointed out Mick's boo boo either.;)

*The tide must be out in Morecambe" ;)

First thing she noticed when she looked at this thread a few minutes ago but you'd all got there first. Been at the hosp this morning for routine appt, not been back long.
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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1049113)
You read this book sm?

Eats, Shoots & Leaves - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Yes well worth reading.

Sunflower49 26-03-2013 10:53

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Originally Posted by DtheP47 (Post 1049123)
Definately worth getting hold of :D
says DtheP47 who will read absolutely anything from a cornflake packet to a manga comic :D

I read everything as well as routine!
But if I'm going to actively read something-I need to know it will be worth the amount of time it'll take :D

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1049124)
First thing she noticed when she looked at this thread a few minutes ago but you'd all got there first. Been at the hosp this morning for routine appt, not been back long. Yes well worth reading.

As I said, I did notice it too-things like that stand out to me as if they're bold and underlined in red lol.


Thanks both-I'll see about borrowing it from someone!:)


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