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Less 05-07-2013 15:00

Only In France
 
It seems according to the Sun, we can now buy from France, underwear that the sweatier we get the more sweet they smell.
Costing ONLY £30 each these briefs give off a smell of 'musk and pear' the aroma of which can be detected outside the trousers.
Is there a water shortage in France?
What is wrong with buying cheapo underwear for day to day use and having a shower before you put a clean pair on.
I don't think I'd want to be near someone that advertises their lack of hygiene with a musky whiff.

gpick24 05-07-2013 15:22

Re: Only In France
 
And for the farters out there -
Meet Subtle Butt, the Fart-Neutralizing Underwear Insert

cashman 05-07-2013 16:10

Re: Only In France
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gpick24 (Post 1065475)

Who needs that? Much better to drop one n then look disgustedly at the person behind yeh.

Less 05-07-2013 16:54

Only In France
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1065480)
Who needs that? Much better to drop one n then look disgustedly at the person behind yeh.

It's a bit difficult though to blame anyone, when your the only one in a lift, let a sly one go, then at the next floor six people walk into the lift.
No amount of looking over your shoulder will remove the blame.

cashman 05-07-2013 17:28

Re: Only In France
 
Easy sorted use the stairs.;)

Restless 05-07-2013 22:29

Re: Only In France
 
£30 each... sounds like JD Williams catalogue :D

westendlass 06-07-2013 08:08

Re: Only In France
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gpick24 (Post 1065475)

Otherwise known as thunderpants.! :p:p

DtheP47 06-07-2013 10:59

Re: Only In France
 
It's in the t'Elegraph today the Railway is trialling introducing the smell of "P and Parkin" into the aircon system so the regulars feel at home. ;)

jaysay 07-07-2013 08:51

Re: Only In France
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1065480)
Who needs that? Much better to drop one n then look disgustedly at the person behind yeh.

the original lift predator:D

Eric 11-08-2013 20:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less (Post 1065482)
It's a bit difficult though to blame anyone, when your the only one in a lift, let a sly one go, then at the next floor six people walk into the lift.
No amount of looking over your shoulder will remove the blame.

No doubt you are speaking from a personal experience, maybe several.;)

Mick 11-08-2013 20:43

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1070936)
No doubt you are speaking from a personal experience, maybe several.;)

Don't know about that ....but I have spent a few nights in a small cabin on a ferry with him phoo:p:D


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