Sense of Humor
 

Well, I am sorry to say it but I denote a distinct lack of a sense of humor amongst the folk who frequent Accrington Web. It's a pity because there is so much more fun in repartee involving a modicum of laughs. Now I'll probably get attacked by all an sundry. I've really put the pigeon amongst the cats. Any Indians out there looking for feathers?

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Aren`t you a busy bee recently, not noticed much to laugh at in your posts, but never mind, maybe you could start soon, just leave out the extreme racism and you might get a better response from everyone.

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The smallest billy goat Gruff was the first to get to the bridge. Trip-trap, trip-trap went his hooves as he walked across the bridge.

"Who's that trotting over my bridge?" growled the troll. "Billy goat Gruff," the little goat replied. "I'm going to the mountain to eat the tasty green grass."

"Oh no you're not. I'm going to gobble you up for my breakfast," laughed the troll.

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Ive seen people get banned from other forums for making as many threads as tesco has in such a short period of time :D

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I like the way you're thinking :rolleyes::D

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So what do you you all want: a little group of yes men and women. Your grey matter would ossify. Can't you stand contrary opinions? Can't you conceive of the possibility that your ideas need a bit of a tweak and that you might just see something new or challenging.

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Now that would be very funny.!:D

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It is all very well having contrary opinions......but it isn't OK to post your views in such an inflammatory and confrontational way....because this is what Trolls do.
This is the first time I have responded to one of your threads.
Why might that be? I like a good discussion, I like diversity.......I'm certainly no 'YES' woman.

I'll tell you why...I have a belief, that if you do not feed trolls they bu88er off, and peddle their mischief somewhere else.

Finished now.

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See Margaret's post below and you will see that isn't the case. Problem is users like yourself have driven away quite a few members.

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First, you are swearing and that could get you a warning as I understand it.
Oh dear,Oh dear, I have just written elsewhere that I am of ------- ancestry and my forbares may have been transported to Australia for stealing a slice of Hovis and now toy link me with: 'A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore.' At this rate I will end up with a split-personality.:ohmy8:

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I am sorry, but I do not believe that stating strong arguments (without swearing or personal abuse) would drive people away. These are exceptional times and the three generations of traitor politicians have stifled the discussion of the single most important issue facing this nation. They have used the 'racist' card and the 'Nazi' card to make it appear that anyone who wishes to question the current direction of immigration policy in this country can be freely abused and villified. The success of these excuses for 'the great and the good' has been remarkable and millions are now afraid to discuss either their concerns or to stand up for their heritage. I am not. What do you want to do ban me for an opinion genuinely held. Who is the fascist then?

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I mean the fanatical and the moronic users. KesX drove quite a few people away with his over the top obsession with drug use. I think I myself drove somebody away years ago because they didn't like that I thought God didn't exist and that religion on a whole is evil(especially those white religions ;) )

You didn't strong argument. Just your opinion which was shared in an obnoxious and disgusting racist-like manner. You will find over the years. People that have done this usually snap at some point and are swiftly banned and good riddance too.

Oh. I don't stand up for my heritage. I am human. That is my heritage. I Don't give a damn if I am White or English. Not a popular view. But I often don't stand up for my heritage because the majority of humans are just trash, no matter what race, colour or heritage we are a plague on this planet.

There are a few good people in this world and they are hard to find. Some of which, can be found on accringtonweb.

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And no get out of jail card for either of you :p

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:eek: Grammar nazis on the way ? :D

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DId the shrink not say yeh had one?:confused:

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Now that's funny right there! Mayhaps fella, the humour's a tad to subtle for you to grasp, but to say there's no sense of humour on here is way off.

There's plenty on here as makes me grin on a regular basis for varying reasons (A) They're genuinely witty & funny with their quips or (B) They're such Dumbarses I can't help but grin at their gormlessness.

So, the choices are out there, where do you think you fit in? :s_aim1:

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Funny, I didn't find any yet.:Banane07:

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Only cos yer looking in the Mirror.

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And in a professional capacity Tesco R,

Why on a P11D expenses form

do I pay full whack on a 5 year old car?

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It must be a plastic mirror, a glass one he could break and use as a weapon against the screws!

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Philip or do you prefer Phil? I hope you don't mind me using your first name.
Tesco Rambler is so formal, after all it must be a name given to you by the other inmates, Tesco after the incident that put you where you are and Rambler because like us they have noticed your tendency towards believing what you say and wandering over and over again about how brilliant you are.

Now, to my point for posting, to have a 'split personality', first of all you need to have a personality, obviously you don't, you poor, sad, lonely, delusion-ed shadow of a human being. I think if we really got to know you most of us would be sympathetic about your condition, however I doubt that you will be here long enough for us to find out.
:(

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How did you manage to stay around for so long seeing that you have such a charming personality? Loathe as I am to become involved in personal insults, I can only conceive of the Gods having something rather unpleasant in store for you.

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Sorry, I can't help as I was a VAT inspector and at the time HM Customs and Revenue did not exist. for VAT purposes you would only be required to declare sales VAT on an old car if it had been wholly used as part of your business i.e. a taxi for example. As a former VAT inspector I don't even know what a P11D is.

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Its one up from a p10D everybody knows that.

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Thanks anyway,

I imagined Accyweb had acquired a tax expert

Hey ho there you go ;)

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I get the feeling there's quite a few on here who would gladly see me as a taxi expert, somewhere like Land's End or John ' Groats perhaps.:do-one:

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If you can resist posting inflammatory content,things could change.:confused:

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I deal with their curses one day at a time, today it's you, not so much a curse as a mild expletive.
:)

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oh well. Not much to worry about since the gods don't exist

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You know that and I know that, but isn't it strange how many people in prison find God just in time to meet their parole board?
;)

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It is funny how addicts and criminals find/turn to god in general.

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What has come to the fore is that stupidity does run in families, when on leaves here another pops up to take his place;)

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Well we ALL had a good laugh when you got banned http://www.tiptopglobe.com/skin/smile/s10745.gif

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I'll second that Mick:D only 70 odd post and he was walking around with a sign round his neck saying please ban me, granted sir with pleasure:)

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He had far more posts than that, but the mods did plenty of hoovering and cleared them away.
Now, to get back on thread, he managed to tickle my funny bone a couple of nights ago, some of you will have missed it. 'cos Mick cleaned the site up.

He'd read an old thread started by Kestrelx saying that he expected to be banned. The stupid budgie wasn't banned however his brother decided to go on the rampage and was starting a new thread in every section demanding that he be re-installed to the site.

Sense of Humour? By heck that certainly tickled mine!
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The above should also say, 'and he put most of them into just one family'.

:D

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He has 76 posts under his name which is the same number of letters sent to Tesco :D

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Well there yeh go, he can't accuse you of not having a sense of humour?:D:D:D:D:D:D:D