Would You Drink In This Pub?
 

No not Islam it would be a useless religion for me, I live in Accrington, 74 virgins around here?
I'd only find that many if they held a Star Trek convention and the boys that attend those things just aren't my scene man!

Re: Would You Drink In This Pub?
 

74 is indeed an intimidatingly large number ... I remember that in Nottingham ... spent a couple of years there in the 60s, drunk, stoned, horny and flunking university ... they said that the stone lions in Slab Square would roar if a virgin passed by:D I don't remember any roaring, not even after dropping a couple of hits of window pane.:cool: Maybe there's some Accy equivalent of the lions that could be employed as a virgin detector.

Oh, preferably near a good pub where they serve up a decent pint.:D

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I think ive heard the statues on top of the market hall squeek when I walk past,does that count?:D:

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Hail Mary! ;)

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In the Land of the Scouser, our Liver birds have a similar duty, if a virgin or an honest man walks by (awaits the inevitable ribald laughter & general Scouser baiting :biggrin8:) these marvellous beasts will flap their wings, but seeing as their chained down it makes it all rather difficult. ;)

No doubt some smart arse will point out that the reason said birds are chained down is to stop the Scallys & P'keys from nicking 'em! :eek:

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Maybe they're just giggling;)

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I would be worried if kesX had been in the pub and slipped LSD into everyones drinks if people started singing about broadband choices in such a manner...