Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Sorry wrong, according to mags I'm a misogynist.

Do you know?

I think she's right?

As most folk will have noticed, tonight has been drought free, so going for a fag has it's problems.
I was stood in the entrance of one of my favourite pubs shielding myself and my weed from the elements when a young lady comes from within to indulge in her addiction, I breathed in and allowed her to pass.
Thank you she said for allowing me to pass so easily.
Not a problem lovely came my reply, I'm not being a gentleman, just allowing you to stand in the rain rather than me.
I suspect the look on her face gave me the idea NOT to ask if she was single and available.

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Nothing wrong with that, just exercising this much lauded equality malarkey if you ask me. :D

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

There are numerous theories as to the origin of misogyny, most men grow up under the domination of their mothers..... is possible 'your misogyny' derives from gynophobia?

Anyway, playing along with your story, I think misogyny is probably too strong a word for your actions (on this occasion) ;)

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

I don't care for your theories or your posts, kindly keep your false diagnoses to yourself, I neither fear nor dislike women, the only person that even suggests I am a misogynist is MagsR who has a fear of just about everything except being wrong, she enjoys that.

The whole point of 'anything goes' is a bit of fun unfortunately ruined once more by your participation.

:(

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Certainly no problem with that, Less, just seems like common sense to me.

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Ok Less, but if you really think my views/comments are so stupid and of a low standard may I suggest you just ignore them?
Plenty of others on here ignore them and yet they still have "fun".

After plenty of attempts to discuss subjects with you on a civil level only to be responded to with condescending remarks and accompanying pics/smilies, Its no wonder my comments are seen as too serious by you.

Re: Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Stupid? That term would be giving you a compliment.

You leave a trail behind you of ruined threads like an incontinent snail.

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Calling folk names (apart from being rather childish) is also a defence mechanism Less (I'm pretty sure you know this) it is basically saying that you afraid.....

...what are you afraid of? ;).

Re: Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

God almighty, will someone else please tell him to shut the... up?
His prattlings annoy me.

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Your mistake, if indeed it was one, was in being honest. Women don't like honesty. Consider the following question often posed by the fair sex: "Do you think I've put on a little weight?" But come to think of it, if you don't give a rat's ass what the broad thinks, your response was the correct one. There are only a couple of reasons to be nice to a woman: a little peace and quiet while the game is on; or to get a piece of ass. There maybe more, but then one might have to try to understand women ... a thankless, futile effort, a waste of quality drinking time.

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

If I ask about my weight/looks I expect honesty. If he says yes I'm layering on the blubber a bit, I say 'Great, I'm trying to!' and the look of fright on his face at the prospect is very amusing :D

Breathing in to allow her to pass?How big is your belly?

:D

I once was being spotted by Mr Sunflower whilst I did upside down exercises. As I curled back up I banged my head on his. I fell off in a giggle fit. He fell into a few pies.

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

I'm intrigued! You do your upside down exercises surrounded by pies?

Why?

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I can't afford crash mats. ;)

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Logical! Well, womens logical. I thought perhaps the exercise made you hungry.

Or is my sheltered life showing?

Re: Yes I am a chauvinistic pig!
 

Women's logic is a minefield into which males should never step unless it is absolutely unavoidable.